This is your mother posting - asking me anything

LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 09:45 AM
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This is your mother posting - asking me anything

And damnit, clean up your room!

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taterguy

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Wed Aug-20-08 09:46 AM
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1. What's all this I hear about the birds and the bees?

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 09:48 AM
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2. None of your business - you're too young to know about these things

now go clean out the garage like you promised me last week!

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taterguy

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:16 AM
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17. Dad has a box of magazines in the garage

I have a lot of questions about those

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:51 AM
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27. What magazines - you mean the ones I JUST BURNED!!!

Thanks for pointing them out to me - maybe I'll let you have part of a cookie

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Wed Aug-20-08 09:52 AM
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3. you ain't my mother... I knew my mother

and she is a hell of a lot older than you, you are no mother

well to me, anyway

now get back to making more cowbell!

:hi:

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 09:54 AM
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4. Look, you sass talk me like that I'm taking away your allowance AND grounding you

and don't think you'll spend your in from of the TV playing that silly PONG game either.

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Iggo

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Wed Aug-20-08 09:58 AM
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5. Hey, Mom!

How do you like retirement, now that you're done working two jobs so you could feed, clothe, and house us ungrateful little bastards???

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:03 AM
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8. When you finally mow that damn backyard like I asked you to do a dozen times

You haven't earned your keep at all lil mister - I might just end up selling you to gypsies!

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MorningGlow

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:04 AM
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10. OMG I'm a mother

I keep telling MG Jr. I'm going to sell him to the gypsies!
:rofl:

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MorningGlow

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Wed Aug-20-08 09:58 AM
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6. I have to go to the bathroom n/t

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:03 AM
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Oh Jesus Joseph and Mary - why didn't you go 20 minutes ago when we were at home

Can you just hold it in

:grr:

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Rambis

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:03 AM
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7. Will my eyes really stick this way?

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:07 AM
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12. I can see they already have

Now eat your peas or you won't have any pudding!

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montanto

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:03 AM
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9. what's it like on the other side of the veil , mom?

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:07 AM
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13. GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!

:grr:

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madinmaryland

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:06 AM
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11. This is ZoZo checking in. How are you doing Mom?

:hi:

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:08 AM
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15. I thought I aborted you

:eyes:

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madinmaryland

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:20 AM
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19. Apparently you were reincarnated!!

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Beer Snob-50

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:07 AM
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14. mom!! are you going to make me my lunch!!!

I WANT SPAGETTI-O'S AND PEANUT BUTTER SAMMICH.

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:12 AM
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16. Are you arms disabled??!!! Go make it yourself

Mom is have a mom's time out

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Beer Snob-50

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:17 AM
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18. FINE!!

I am going to hold my breath until I die!!! how do you like that you beotch!!!

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:22 AM
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20. ** plasters duct tape over the nose and mouth of her ungrateful kid **

SO THERE!

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Parche

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:22 AM
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21. Do Prophylactics Break Sometimes?

:shrug: :hi: :hug:

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:34 AM
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23. Yes, damnit

*** grumbles ungrateful child - shouldn't have happened ***

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:23 AM
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22. MOOOOM...

Make my sister quite touching me!:rofl:

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:34 AM
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24. *** chops off Turtlensue's fingers ***

There now quit bugging mommy

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:36 AM
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25. Hey..

Why does bratty sister still have HER fingers? Its cause she's the baby right? You love her more than you love me!! WAAAAAH!!

(too bad the DUzy's are on hiatus, this thread should win one)

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Wed Aug-20-08 10:40 AM
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26. yeah, make your sister touch me!

dammnit

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SeaLyons

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Wed Aug-20-08 11:10 AM
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28. Why won't you buy beer

for my 16th birthday....WHY??????????

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 11:47 AM
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30. Ok I'll get you this stuff

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SeaLyons

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Wed Aug-20-08 12:00 PM
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32. ....

Bad Mommy....:rofl:

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Arugula Latte

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Wed Aug-20-08 11:18 AM
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29. Oh my GAWD, Mom, you are like TOTALLY embarrassing me in front of my friends!

Can't you just, like, go somewhere else for awhile? Don't you have, like, some old person thing to do?

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 11:48 AM
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31. Embarassed I have you as a kid who couldn't get laid in a room full of

$2 hookers and a roll of quarters.

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CreekDog

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Wed Aug-20-08 12:01 PM
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33. Is Delaware a real state?

or just a practice one they created before the real ones?

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-20-08 12:27 PM
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35. It's a real state unlike my bratty kid who gypsies left on my porch step

I should sell you back!

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Tektonik

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Wed Aug-20-08 12:09 PM
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34. Moooooooooom, bathroom, BATHROOOM! BATHROOM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnAviW8Z-x0

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Westegg

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Wed Aug-20-08 12:36 PM
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36. Mom, why did I find the mailman crouching in your closet?

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Wed Aug-20-08 12:43 PM
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37. Mom, everybody does NOT dress like this. You're making me look like a dork.

Can I just use a T-shirt and jeans? This is not the frikkin' opera house, it's a mall movie theater!

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Arugula Latte

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Wed Aug-20-08 12:47 PM
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38. Mom, I found something weird in your drawer.

It made a buzzing sound when I turned it on. Is it a different kind of toothbrush or something?

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Wed Aug-20-08 01:00 PM
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39. Shhh... Don't tell anyone... your Mom's a

MILF

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billyoc

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Wed Aug-20-08 01:06 PM
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40. Can I have a PB&J?

And where's my bong?

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Critters2

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Wed Aug-20-08 01:13 PM
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41. What's heaven like?

You are in heaven, right? Oh, and happy b-day Saturday.

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Westegg

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Wed Aug-20-08 02:45 PM
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42. Ignoring me again? You'll pay for that, MOTHER.

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vard28

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Wed Aug-20-08 02:49 PM
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43. When are you going to get a clue?

And treat that stupid ass brother of mine like the 42 year old "ADULT" that he's supposed to be acting like? :banghead:

Figured I'd ask my Lounge Mom since my real life mom has chosen to remain clueless on the subject.

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LeftyMom

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Wed Aug-20-08 02:50 PM
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44. Mom, why are you talking about getting your face tattooed?

Please tell me it's just to scare my sister.

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TheCentepedeShoes

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Wed Aug-20-08 06:10 PM
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45. Mom, what happend

to my goldfish. He was there in his bowl this morning. :cry:

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whistler162

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Wed Aug-20-08 06:58 PM
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46. Did you remember the Limpa bread?

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AlGore-08.com

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Wed Aug-20-08 08:51 PM
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47. Mom, Chippendales called and said your check bounced again.

Can Boo and I come up out of the basement now? I swear we don't have any scissors.

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