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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 10:24 AM
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This is your father posting - asking me anything
:popcorn: :popcorn: :hi:
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 10:25 AM
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1. No I will not come over to the dark side!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 10:29 AM
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2. Why did you like your other two sons more than me???
Edited on Wed Aug-20-08 10:29 AM by madinmaryland


:grr:
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 10:32 AM
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3. Have you and my Brother gotten over that insurance bullshit
from way back when?
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 10:37 AM
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4. Hey Boss
I plead the 5th............:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi: :patriot:
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 10:45 AM
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7. Just Finished
The Gudgeon Book. A hearty well done to the author. I think I'm taking a break from Sub books and squeeze in a couple James Lee Burke books I haven't read yet.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 10:38 AM
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5. Okay, you asked for it...
Why'd you cheat on mom with that awful woman?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 10:39 AM
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6. Why did you take the bag of pot from my room and put it in the kitchen cabinet
a week later.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 02:27 PM
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14. Because I Wanted To Cook Something???
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 11:56 AM
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8. How's mom? I mean (wink), how IS she? (Nudge-nudge)...
...Know what I mean, know what I mean? Heh-heh-heh...
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 11:57 AM
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9. Hey, Dad. Are you going to abandon this thread like
you did with the nickname threads and like you did to our family?
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 12:17 PM
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11. Yeah, dad, like Oregonian said...
...how come you never come through for us when we need you? Do you know how much money I've spent on therapy because of you? Do you know that I can't trust men because of you? And that I have a fear of flying? You never see mom huddled in the corner late at night, crying into her gin, but I do. You don't have to go down to the local hoosegow on a weekly basis and bail out your daughter, who's been busted for streetwalking once again. But I do. Because she's my sister, dad. And you're supposed to be my father. You're no father. I hate you, dad. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! (Cries.) Oh, can I borrow your car tomorrow night?
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 12:12 PM
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10. dad why does the babysitter have your penis in her mouth? nt
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 12:33 PM
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13. On The Sperm Of The Moment
:shrug: :popcorn: :hi:
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-08 12:27 PM
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12. Where did my puppy really go?
I found of the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm is fictional!
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