Match Game Story: "After talking about health matters on Oprah, Dr. Oz should have __ clip-on tie."

Make a story, 10 words or more in the blank. Maybe some Star Trek furry fanfic? Or perhaps a Lovecraftian sonnet to the black batrachian ichor that lovingly caresses the grotesque.

Or whatever.

"After talking about health matters on Oprah, Dr. Oz should have beamed down to the planet and fought the Gorn himself, instead he stayed on board the Enterprise and played with his tribbles, and yes he put one up his you know what, just to see what it felt like, and was he surprised
to find out that it was a pleasurable experience, he had the biggest space spasm gasm that it was where no man had gone before in the pleasure zone, he was then so hungry, that barbecued the
Tellurite Gav, and had a feast of bacon and pork, a piece of bacon was stuck on his collar
when Mr Spock Walked in and asked him "Is that a __ clip-on tie."

After talking about health matters on Oprah, Dr. Oz should have realized that something strange was afoot. It started out simply enough. A glance at Oprah's skirt revealed an odd tuft of hair peeking out. No big deal, the doctor thought, just a little Oprah-minge. I'll warn her during the next commercial break.
But as soon as the break started, Oprah stood up and walked over to her producer. After a couple of steps, Dr. Oz saw two round furry things fall from underneath Oprah's skirt. The furry things crawled and rolled around the studio floor. Dr. Oz turned to his colleague, Dr. Darvin, and asked, "What in the hell are those?"
Dr. Darvin gasped, and replied, "Nothing."
Dr. Oz got up to retrieve one of the furry balls. He returned to his seat, only to find the furry thing squealing and shaking erratically. The producer sensed the unease upon the stage. Dr. Darvin wiped his brow, asking, "Would you please put that thing away?"
The producer excused himself from Oprah and walked over to the panel. Upon reaching the physicians, he pulled out a taser and zapped Dr. Darvin into unconsciousness.
"What are you doing?" Oprah shrieked.
"I'm incapacitating this Klingon," the producer replied.
The crowd gasped. "How did you know he was a Klingon?" Dr. Oz asked.
"Several things: the fact that the tribble you're holding was going crazy. The fact that Dr. Darvin was shaving backstage with a Bat'leth. But really, I should have known something was up when I first saw him getting dressed. What kind of doctor wears a clip-on tie?"