This is NOT a Turtleandsue Thread

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, "What's that for?" The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts". (thanks to Colleen de Wit)

A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here!" (thanks to Tony Horvath)

A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, you can get this guy off my butt!" (thanks to Tony Horvath)

A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wanna hear a good joke?" The corn stalk says, "I'm all ears!" (thanks to Tony Horvath)

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. (thanks to Aimee Charbeneau)

A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?" (thanks to Keith Steeber)

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want to play a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to throw one dart. If you hit one, you get to take them home and I'll give you a free drink." The man says, "No thanks, the steaks are too high." (thanks to Steve Mallett)

A guy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "Can I have a bag of helicopter flavor chips?" The barkeep says, "Sorry, we only have plain." (thanks to Mark)

A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. "What do you call that?", asks the bartender. "I call him Tiny, because he's my newt!" (thanks to Dwight Perkins)

A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out. (thanks to Devin Shannon)

A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!" (thanks to Michael Holba)

turtlensue is giving Parche his daily briefing. She concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Parche exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Parche sits, head in hands.

Finally, Parche looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

I'm not sure if I want to laugh or throttle you....:P

Quite frankly, the thought of a Parche administration scares me to death. Yes, we'd finally have a functional passenger aviation system -- but he'd probably kick Delaware out of the union, leaving a yawning gap between Md. and N.J.

Besides, turtlensue should be Secretary of HHS, not Defense.

Turtlensue is the sockpuppet/girlfriend of DuStrange, DuStrange is Parche.

Which not unlike that last episode of St. Elsewhere, is the creation of Midlodemocrat.

I have no idea where LynneSin came from, nobody invented her, though they did break the mold afterwards. :hide: