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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 02:52 PM
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Ladies; what's your ideal girth for a man?
My diet will vary depending on your answers.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 04:41 PM
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1. half the bed
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 04:57 PM
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2. That was not the "girth" I was expecting when I clicked on this thread.
Of course, that kind of thread would have been locked before I could have typed IBTL.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 04:58 PM
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3. I didn't know diet affected "girth"
And I would say "about a handful." :evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 05:51 PM
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7. *sigh* I could probably use a helping hand one day...
:spray:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 04:59 PM
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4. Beer can.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 09:47 PM
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13. That's the correct answer!
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dropkickpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 04:59 PM
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5. mmmmmm, girthy!
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 05:01 PM
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6. I predict this thread will depress me and make me feel like less of a man. n/t
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 06:10 PM
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8. the banana is "the atheist's nightmare"
because it's so perfectly suited to the human hand that God must have created it for our benefit.

:rofl:

(seen in a creation/evolution video somewhere)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 09:45 PM
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12. Yes, I know about that. :)
:rofl: I think that was a Kirk Cameron and Roy Comfort, "Way of the Master," video.
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moriah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 06:13 PM
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9. I prefer guys who are pleasantly plump.
I've dated a few "skinny boys" but I prefer broad, strong, muscular shoulders, with a bit of padding over them.

I think it's because I don't want to ever date a man whose thighs are smaller than mine.
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 06:17 PM
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10. I second that
I think it's because the one skinny guy I dated was obsessed about everything I ate. Congrats for being able to eat like there's no tomorrow and still be a stick, please don't assume that non sticks stuff their faces all day, just get a new girlfriend. Oh, wait that's what he did. :rofl:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 09:43 PM
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11. The truth?
32-36 inches for me. Not too skinny. Not too fat. Just right.
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snailly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 09:50 PM
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14. I'm going to say it...
Is this a willy question?
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 09:51 PM
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15. ok lost
be a good girl.....


no

really

be a good girl

I just need some place on "your" hips for my hands.....
so we can

ummmmm dance

yeah thats it



lost

:hi:
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