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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 11:54 PM
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There's a damn cricket outside.
Soon as I go outside to find it,the bugger shuts up.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 11:56 PM
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1. You have to sound like a female cricket
It's a regular cricket singles bar in your yard
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 11:57 PM
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2. How do you get rid of them?
I've never had this problem before.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 11:59 PM
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3. How tall is your grass?
Tall grass attracts them
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:02 AM
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5. 2-3 inches at most.
Is there a spray or something?
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:02 AM
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4. You should hit them for six.
I hear their bowler is a good yobbo.


Different kind of cricket? Never mind...
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:04 AM
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6. You need to get on of these bad boys!
We have one at Casa Blues, and let me tell you, our crickets are humble! They don't hang around too long either.

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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:12 AM
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7. Send it over here
Our new cricket needs a friend. :)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:21 AM
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8. You need to listen closely to him...
Then you'll go to sleep.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:22 AM
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9. Join Scientology. Eventually you will be able to vaporize those bothersome pests with your mind.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:25 AM
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10. Yep that's right. When can I become a Scientologist,
O great Hubbard?


buffy
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:28 AM
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11. Just send me $10,000 and you're in!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:37 AM
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12. Here is $10,000. Now what do I do?
O, great Hubbard, servant of Xenu.

buffy
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 12:44 AM
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13. Read 'Dianetics' and 'Battlefield Earth' then send me $50,000 more.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 01:20 AM
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14. I saw the movie "Battlefield Earth,"
Edited on Fri Aug-29-08 01:20 AM by elshiva
YOU send me $50,000. :puke:



buffy
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 01:22 AM
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15. That's not how Scientology works.
:evilgrin:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 02:01 AM
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16. "Battlefield Earth" sucked out my brains.
You owe ME, Hubbard.

buffy
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 02:09 AM
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17. You don't make demands of ME. Xenu will come for you soon.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 02:16 AM
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18. Xenu does not exist. Get a clue, Hubbard.
:P


buffy
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-08 02:26 AM
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19. I am not gonna go too far down on this but
if a cricket is the worst thing in your life, then, you are pretty lucky
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