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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 07:48 PM
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Do you know what the difference between a pitbull...
and a hockey mom is?

The lipst....

OH FUCK ITS A FUCKING MOOSE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE....WHERE'S THE SNOW MACHINE?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:17 PM
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1. Locking.
philboy, please seek the medical attention your moose needs. Oh, and don't forget to put the jelly back in the fridge when you're done with it.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:39 PM
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5. How did you know...
about the jelly? :blush:
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:33 PM
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2. It's all that's fit to print down this blind, brown alley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ3G02mE6LE&NR=1
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:38 PM
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3. Locking.
No bodily function threads. :hi:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:39 PM
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4. Hold on, I actually have the answer.
Edited on Thu Sep-04-08 10:39 PM by flvegan
A pitbull will be happy to roll over and let you rub his/her chest and belly. A hockey mom, you have to buy her 2...maybe 3 dinners.

:evilgrin:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:40 PM
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6. Hmmm...
Actually, that makes sense! :rofl:
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:42 PM
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8. frightening in that respect
:hi:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:40 PM
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7. If by dinners you mean cases of beer.
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:43 PM
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9. If by cases of beer you mean 40s of Molson
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 10:45 PM
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10. I'm Canadian, I mean two-fours of Molson.
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