In Honor of everyone's favorite homophobic bigot pastor, Jerry Falwell

The Hustler Campari Ad!!!!

Jerry Falwell Talks About His First Time

FALWELL: My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia.

INTERVIEWER: I see. You must tell me about it.

FALWELL: I never really expected to make it with Mom, but then after she showed all the other guys in town such a good time, I figured, "What the hell!"

INTERVIEWER: Go on.

FALWELL: Well, we were drunk off our God-fearing asses on Campari, ginger ale and soda -- that's called a Fire and Brimstone -- at the time....

INTERVIEWER: Did you ever try it again?

FALWELL: Sure...lots of times. But not in the outhouse....

INTERVIEWER: We meant the Campari.

FALWELL: Oh, yeah. I always get sloshed before I go out to the pulpit. You don't think I could lay down all that bull***t sober, do you?

Thank you very much.

Fred Phelps Talks About His First Time

PHELPS: My first time was in an alley behind an adult bookstore in Topeka, Kansas.

INTERVIEWER: I see. You must tell me about it.

PHELPS: I never really expected to make it with Stanley, but then after he looked at me with those big brown eyes, I figured, "What the hell!"

INTERVIEWER: With Stanley?!

PHELPS: (sniff) Stanley was the best dog I ever had -- I mean, you know, had. The day I buried him, I drove out into a wheat field and guzzled a whole bottle of Campari...

Note: Stanley is my boss's service dog, a friendly and handsome yellow Lab. I trust that, if he ever were within fifty yards of Phelps, he would start growling!

Of losing a Supreme Court case to Larry Flynt.

joined at the hip?

Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.......

:D

:evilgrin:

To borrow a sexual metaphor from Othello. :evilgrin:

things that go bump in the night?

things that go hump in the night?