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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 07:05 AM
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why does god mock us!!
it is a beautiful day here in mass. the sun is shining, the weather will be nice, and i am taking a half a day off. however, our little tom terrific (tom brady) is out with a possible season ending knee injury. IT SHOULD BE RAINING OUTSIDE AND I SHOULD HAVE TO WORK ALL DAY!!
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 07:16 AM
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1. I talk to God on a regular basis
You see, we these long, drawn out conversations. The people on the city bus think I'm crazy. I just tell them to find God. He's a pretty good conversationalist as it turns out. Anyway, I asked God about football one day and if he could do anything about the Cincinnati Bengals' chances of going to the Super Bowl. God said he didn't follow football and that he's more of a baseball kind of guy. So there you have your answer.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 07:17 AM
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2. makes perfectly good sense!
maybe i will start these little conversations also. i always wanted my own seat on the bus!!
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 07:19 AM
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3. He's jealous of your freedoms
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 08:34 AM
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8. that is the muslim god.
the real god, the christian god (sarcasm for the many with no sense of humor) loves the patriots and what they stand for!!!
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Shiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 08:04 AM
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4. Which god have you been talking to?
Really, it's all about finding the one that can get you in with the higher-ups. I speak with Sucellos on a regular basis, and you'd be amazed what a god of agriculture, forests, and alcoholic drinks can do for you. Thor, on the other hand, insists you contact his people and go through all this red tape before he'll even grant you a single phone call...


~Shiver
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 08:33 AM
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7. i like the idea of a god of alcoholic drinks
i honor one of those already..their name is sam adams.

nowadays, thor is kind of busy, with the middle east and all.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 08:27 AM
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5. for the lulz
:bounce:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 08:31 AM
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6. Because she can?
:D
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 08:35 AM
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9. but doesn't SHE have a crush on tom brady?
most women (and many men in this area) think of him as a frigging god in his own right.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 08:41 AM
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10. Nah, she's kinda lke me.
She has a crush on _you_. :D
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keroro gunsou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:11 PM
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11. omnipotence
has it's privileges.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-08 12:28 PM
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12. Because we deserve it.
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