Another McCain speech

John McCain: My friends, good evening! As you can see by the recent polls, the American people...

(Sarah Palin walks up to McCain, grabs his shoulders, and turns him 180 degrees while whispering "John, the audience is this way".)

JM: Snickers and says "Now do you see why I chose her to be my running mate"?

(The croud laughs and cheers)

JM: My friends, STAND UP! STAND UP AND FIGHT! WE ARE MAVERICKS! WE ARE DEMOCRATS!

Sarah Palin: John, shhh, we are republicans...

JM: Fuck you Cindy!

SP: John, it's me, Sarah.

JM: Trollop!

SP: John....

JM: Knocks SP out with a left hook. The crowd gasps and goes silent.

JM: And that my friends, is change you can believe in! I've been called some names my friends, some of them were not very flattering, bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb Iran you fucking trollops heh heh heh heh....

Four secret service members quickly escort McCain off the stage....