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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:13 AM Original message |
Internet dating horror stories, post em! |
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amitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
1. One guy told me he wanted to dance for me. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:21 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. We've had this discussion! You were leading me on! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
2. Flvegan made me wait a very long time at the airport. |
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amitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:26 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. He was totally making out with me at the time. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 02:51 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. That reminds me, I have another flvegan horror story |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 09:50 AM Response to Reply #2 |
13. That would've sucked. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:03 AM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Hey, I tried to call. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:01 PM Response to Reply #17 |
30. unreliable phones= teh suck |
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Solon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 02:39 AM Response to Original message |
5. Crazy stalker... |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 02:52 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. .... |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:05 PM Response to Reply #5 |
20. I had a friend who made contact via the web once or twice |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 02:54 AM Response to Original message |
8. After the movie went to his favorite bar for drinks |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:41 AM Response to Reply #8 |
15. Clown porn? |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 05:41 AM Response to Original message |
9. On our first date, things were going pretty well. |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 07:56 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. "a lot of women dying to be in your shoes" |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 08:23 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Yeah, nice, huh? |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:06 PM Response to Reply #9 |
21. Oh my god |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:18 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Yes, well, Waukesha (a suburb) |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:25 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. You shoulda kicked his balls and said, "Is that how you like it?" |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:27 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. He was a former Navy Seal. I was afraid I'd be hog-tied before my boot made impact. |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
12. my experiences have mostly been great. even the bad ones have been funny |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:08 PM Response to Reply #12 |
22. That happens alot |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
14. Her face had changed since the profile photo. |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:45 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Her own urine? |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:05 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. I shouldn't have been so polite. |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 11:06 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Don't beat yourself up... |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
25. I found my wife on the internets. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:30 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. I found my friend's girlfriend on the internets! |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
28. I had a blind date once where the guy said |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
29. I had a blind date once where the guy said |
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