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Fighting Donkey Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:02 AM
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I wanna kill a moose!!
Sarah Palin just has me so freakin' psyched for killin' something.
Who's with me!?!? Let's go KILLLLLLLLLL!!!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:04 AM
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1. HERE KILL IT!

;)
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:17 AM
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2. I tried to warn her, but no, she let the moose run around the Lounge, and look what happens.
Next the poor stuffed beast will be field-dressed.
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Fighting Donkey Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:22 AM
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3. Oh man, that adorable moose is DEAD!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna kill it and make some pants out of it.

Wait, are those kitties? Kitties that like that moose?

I can't even keep up this fun charade. I love kitties too much.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:24 AM
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4. Here's another moose for you:


"Gee, Rock, I love Alaska..." ;)
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Fighting Donkey Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:27 AM
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5. Do kitties like Bullwinkle?
If not, he is a dead moose.

DEATH TO MOOSES!!!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:53 AM
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10. Only flying squirells like him.
Death to Moose:
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samuraiguppy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:35 AM
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7. awww it would take a mean person
to kill, skin and eat Bullwinkle.

Palin sucks.
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Fighting Donkey Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:35 AM
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6. You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna kill a moose... with my BARE HANDS. Then I'm going to run for Vice President on the Constitution Party ticket with the platform: "Bare-Handed Moose Killer."

And I'm gonna WIN.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:36 AM
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8. Really? She doesn't have that effect on me at all.
She just reminds me how low the standards for Repukes are now.

It just makes me sick.
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Fighting Donkey Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:38 AM
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9. Aw come on!
Haven't you ever wanted to kill a giant ungulate?
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 01:22 AM
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11. Well crap! I had to look that word up.
But, no. I have never felt any desire to kill an animal.

The closest I ever came to danger were some damned raccoons tearing up my roof and getting into the attic, and almost into the house. This asshole I called told me to go throw sticks at them. Fucking bastard.

My mom called again and got a nicer guy, who suggested we put moth balls all over the roof, gutters, and around the house. Worked like a charm! But my siblings and I did get sick and nauseous with the smell of moth balls under our bedroom windows. Yuk!

Sorry, but I'd most likely run into the house and perhaps piss or crap myself.
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