***BREAKING NEWS*** Mangy, Breastfeeding Monkeys

carry McCain and Palin off into the corn fields of Iowa. However, they claim that now that they have them, they don't know what to do with them as it is apparent they are useless for much of anything besides lying through their teeth. They are asking for ideas as to what to do with their captives, but they say that releasing them back into the general population is too risky. They love America too much and are only doing what Palin and McCain claim to be, putting Country First.

***new report just in*** Todd Palin is now trying to negotiate with the monkeys! He's shouting through a bull horn that Sarah means ALASKA when she says Country First!


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