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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:47 PM
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I feel like stripping nude and running down the nature trail behind my house.
Anyone want to join me?

~Writer the Jiggly~
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:52 PM
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1. 'Nature Trail to Hell'
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you
The most horrifying film to hit the screen
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop
And he hacks up two or three in every scene

Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends
Don't spoil the big surprise
You won't believe your eyes when you see

Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D

Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D

See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again
'Til we bring you "Nature Trail To Hell Part 2"

So bring the kids along, it's good clean family fun
What have you got to lose
If you like the six o'clock news then you'll love
Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D

Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D

(zhiW ezeehC staE nataS)

Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D

Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D

Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-Nature Trail To Hell
Take it away from the Nature Trail To Hell
There's no escape from the Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D
3-D

Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D

Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D
Nature Trail To Hell
In 3-D



:evilgrin:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:53 PM
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3. I foresee a mountain lion with a chainsaw in my future.
Oh my!
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:52 PM
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2. In the dark? Hmmm... nt
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:54 PM
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4. The moon is rather bright tonight. n/t
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:58 PM
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7. Uh-oh - I'll be "glow in the dark" then.
... there's white, and then there's neon-white. Me.

Mark.
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:55 PM
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5. Wayne Dywer says that if you can't sleep walk barefooted on the bare
ground for three minutes and then you should be able to sleep. I bet if you did that nekkid it would work even better
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:58 PM
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6. ... do I at least get to wear shoes?
:P
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 12:21 AM
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10. NO, BARE FOOT!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 12:00 AM
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8. I'd love to, Writer. But since I can't...
...bring back pics! :popcorn:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 12:07 AM
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9. Stephen Colbert will join you.
Happy Colbert's penis to you. :hi:
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