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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:24 AM
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You know what really, really attracts bees?
...If your dog eats an apple fallen from a tree, then barfs it up. Along with part of his breakfast.

I've never seen so many bees. They came out of nowhere.

All I need is an army of dogs and a bunch of apples and I can fix the whole declining bee population thing.
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:38 AM
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1. Cool
I'm gonna tell that story to my co-workers at lunch. :rofl:
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:41 AM
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2. It's TALK like a Pirate Day, not BARF like a Pirate Day!
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 11:50 AM
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3. Next time you eat honey...
...remember that it's bee barf. And the barf of bees that ate barf.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 12:35 PM
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4. The inside of my head.
Apple dog barf too, huh? I wonder if there's a connection?

:shrug:
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 12:37 PM
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5. Seriously
Drink about half a bottle of Mountain Dew and leave the other half to sit in the sun for a bit.

Pretty soon, you should see a shitload of yellow jackets swarming around and inside the bottle.
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 12:44 PM
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6. "...an army of dogs and a bunch of apples..."
I had closed this thread but then found myself laughing and had to go back and reread that. Comic brilliance, my friend. :applause:
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