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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-08 09:37 PM
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A friend of mine keeps saying I stink, even though I showered last year.
I don't get it.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-08 10:10 PM
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1. Did you use soap?
That's important. Even if you don't feel like you need it, you should still use it for your yearly shower.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-08 11:53 PM
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2. That's what you get for showering
It washed off the protective coating.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-08 11:59 PM
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3. I hear ya. The pig fat in my powdered wig
keeps melting and making a mess. Got any ideas?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-08 12:35 AM
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4. philboy showers once a year whether he needs it or not
I WILL KICK HIS STINKY ASS
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-08 12:42 AM
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5. You don't stink. You could use a bit of freshening.
I bought you a present:
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samuraiguppy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-08 02:30 AM
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6. I don't smell anything--
you must be fine....
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lady raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-08 08:39 AM
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7. The nerve!
I mean, come on... Who needs to shower more than once, twice a year tops?!
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