An apology to The Christians.

You were a soul band that was quite big in the '80's. I particularly remember your cover of Harvest for the World. It was a good cover. I notice that you have been much less successful in the last few years, touring and record sales have slumped, you're not getting the airplay you once did, I haven't seen you in the NME for about twelve years. I feel personally responsible. Maybe if i'd bought that copy of your second LP 'Colour' in Bruce Millers in Aberdeen, you would have felt empowered and encouraged to continue in your success. But I didn't. I bought 'Dr Feelgood' by Motley Crue instead. I am truly remorseful for my thoughtless actions.

(next week - Byron apologises to Stephen 'Tin Tin' Duffy for not buying his follow up to 'Kiss Me', whatever the hell that was)

this really did make me laugh out loud. :D

cause then I'd look silly.
Unlike usual, of course!