Kitchenwitch vs. Turtlensue - who will win this week's fantasy football battle

They face each other this week. Of course if KW doesn't replace her players on BYE week it'll be a blowout by Turtlensue!

TurtlenSue
QB Jason Campbell (Was - QB) @Dal Sun
4:15 pm 30% 61 647 4 0 5 27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 89.29
WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Cin - WR) Cle Sun
1:00 pm 89% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 216 1 0 0 0 0 0 16.80
WR Brandon Stokley (Den - WR) @KC Sun
1:00 pm 3% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 5.05
RB Clinton Portis (Was - RB) @Dal Sun
4:15 pm 91% 0 0 0 0 0 248 3 22 0 0 0 0 0 0 31.50
RB Michael Pittman (Den - RB) @KC Sun
1:00 pm 16% 0 0 0 0 0 44 4 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 26.60
TE Chris Cooley (Was - TE) @Dal Sun
4:15 pm 79% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 151 0 0 0 0 0 0 7.55
W/R Antwaan Randle El (Was - WR) @Dal Sun
4:15 pm 16% 1 11 0 0 0 0 0 149 0 27 0 0 0 1 8.02
BN Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) Bal Mon
8:30 pm 54% 39 447 3 1 12 23 0 -7 0 0 0 0 4 3 30.74
BN Devin Thomas (Was - WR) @Dal Sun
4:15 pm 0% 0 0 0 0 0 16 0 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.40
BN Chester Taylor (Min - RB) @Ten Sun
1:00 pm 13% 0 0 0 0 0 81 0 41 0 158 0 0 0 0 14.00
BN Chris Perry (Cin - RB) Cle Sun
1:00 pm 33% 0 0 0 0 0 180 2 11 0 0 0 0 3 1 16.55
BN Ladell Betts (Was - RB) @Dal Sun
4:15 pm 1% 0 0 0 0 0 48 0 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 3.35
BN Dominic Rhodes (Ind - RB) Bye


K Shaun Suisham (Was - K) @Dal Sun
4:15 pm 4% 0 1 2 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 6 0 16.00

DEF Washington (Was - DEF) @Dal Sun
4:15 pm 5% 57 6.0 0 4 2 0 0 302 0 33.10
BN Carolina (Car - DEF) Atl Sun
1:00 pm 14% 55 5.0 0 1 3 1 0 381 0 38.05


KitchenWitch
QB Marc Bulger (StL - QB) Buf Sun
4:05 pm 14% 52 519 2 2 11 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 44.83
WR Roy Williams (Det - WR) Bye
38% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 113 1 0 0 0 0 0 11.65
WR Roddy White (Atl - WR) @Car Sun
1:00 pm 69% 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 232 1 0 0 0 0 0 17.70
RB Joseph Addai (Ind - RB) Bye
37% 0 0 0 0 0 142 3 26 0 0 0 0 0 0 26.40
RB Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB) Hou Sun
1:00 pm 79% 0 0 0 0 0 137 2 121 0 40 0 0 0 0 26.90
TE Heath Miller (Pit - TE) Bal Mon
8:30 pm 60% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 122 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.10
W/R Jamal Lewis (Cle - RB) @Cin Sun
1:00 pm 55% 0 0 0 0 0 156 0 63 0 0 0 0 0 0 10.95
BN Derrick Mason (Bal - WR) @Pit Mon
8:30 pm 18% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 4.30
BN Tatum Bell (Det - RB) NA Bye
0% - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 0.00
BN Greg Olsen (Chi - TE) Phi Sun
8:15 pm 6% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 59 0 0 0 0 2 2 -3.05
BN Marty Booker (Chi - WR) Phi Sun
8:15 pm 1% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.55
BN Kellen Clemens (NYJ - QB) Ari Sun
1:00 pm 0% 3 26 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.52
BN Shaun McDonald (Det - WR) Bye
1% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 69 0 0 0 0 0 0 3.45

K Nate Kaeding (SD - K) @Oak Sun
4:05 pm 89% 0 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 12 0 31.00
BN Jeff Reed (Pit - K) Bal Mon
8:30 pm 31% 0 0 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 22.00


DEF Minnesota (Min - DEF) @Ten Sun
1:00 pm 71% 52 7.0 0 2 2 1 1 264 0 40.20
BN Cleveland (Cle - DEF) @Cin Sun
1:00 pm 2% 60 3.0 0 3 0 0 0 276 0 25.80

Sue's Redskin players against the Cowboys are going to tank, but not as bad as Kitchen Witch's Bye players.

all those BN are bench players

Sue's Redskin players against the Cowboys are going to tank, but not as bad as Kitchen Witch's Bye players.

After that drubbing, I think I'm required to vote Kitchen Witch.

(Disclaimer: Actually, I think everyone's gonna kick my ass this year. What was I thinking? Jake Delhomme? Really?)

pending a few minor transactions.