flvegan's traffic rant of the day

An open letter to the idiot in front of me on the interstate today:

Dear White Chevy Malibu driver,

First of all, sweet spoiler. I realize you need the downforce to keep your back wheels safely planted, considering you're doing 45 miles per frigging hour in a 60 zone. I appreciate that you do have the right to drive like an asshole, so that's not really my beef. My problem is that you were gracious enough to take the same exit as I did, again at 20 mph less than the posted limit, and then upon seeing the light turn yellow, you turned into John fucking Force and blew through the red light a full two seconds after it had changed.

Very truly yours,

Mazdaspeed Middle Finger

Here if you're going less than 5 over, the cops assume you're drunk or otherwise up to something and pull you over. I love California.

She would pulled her glock and busted a cap.

And trying to deal with Mr CanIDrive and Miss OhMyGodIfIDon'tFindMyJonasBrothersCDIWillDie. She will barely notice the road, let alone the slowpoke in the white Malibu.

pussy.

Wait 'til my new cow catcher front end plow gets installed. Fuckers gonna learn.

:thumbsup:

Fucking assholes

It's Florida. :shrug: