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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:14 PM
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I found Jesus !



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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:20 PM
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1. Me too....
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:24 PM
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2. "Hey! What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I dont fucking care!"
"You may fool those fucks down at the league but you dont fool Jesus! This is bush-league psych-out stuff. Laughable man! Ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday! I will fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. You got a date Wednesday baby!!!"
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:31 PM
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3. Jesus...
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npk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:35 PM
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4. "Don't fuck with the Jesus."
Nice duds.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:37 PM
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5. Hehehe...



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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:41 PM
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6. OMG!
I didn't know he was lost! Good catch!:evilgrin:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:46 PM
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7. Did he fall between he couch cushions?
I hate it when that happens.
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 07:53 PM
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8. Was he hiding behind the davenport again?
:shrug:
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 08:25 PM
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9. Nah.He was at the bottom of the pool...

He tried to walk on the water but it didn't work because he drank too much

Purplesaurus Rex wine.

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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 08:43 PM
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10. Put him back right now!
I'm sure he belongs to someone else.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 08:57 PM
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11. You can have him.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 09:00 PM
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12. Who'da thunk it?
Jesus wears a purple jumpsuit and bowls.
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 09:06 PM
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13. he's a pederast too
"When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast."
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 09:47 PM
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 10:32 PM
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15. I read an interview with John Turturro where he said they might do a movie about Jesus
I don't know that it would be that interesting to watch a movie about a pedarist.
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