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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 03:43 PM Original message |
Name some cool things about being a cook in a zombie restaurant |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
1. People expect me to act this way. nt |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
2. Don't have to worry about |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
3. Brains on the half-skull |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
4. When zombies try to "dine and dash"... |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:12 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. I see another DUzy nomination in your future |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:17 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Isn't that your typical 4:50 at Denny's? |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:26 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Brains....tapioca..... |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
5. When a customer comes into the kitchen to complain |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
7. Does this restaurant cater to zombies or serve them as food? |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:15 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Yes. n/t |
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El Fuego (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
11. If a chef chops off a finger and it winds up in a salad, they charge extra. |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:36 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Excuse me, waiter -- there's a finger in my soup |
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El Fuego (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:43 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Uh-oh, that's not his finger... |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
14. There's only one way to cook brains |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
15. You don't really have to do very much |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
16. Scrambled brain omlets are quite tasty, any time of day. |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
17. The menu IS the clientele. |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
18. No one ever complains about the food. |
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cemaphonic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
19. There is actually a pretty fun card/dice game on this theme |
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