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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:47 AM
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Post here and I will distribute wisdom.
Of course, I'll probably butcher it. But you guys don't pay me enough to be brilliant all the time. So take it as is.

Now post.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:52 AM
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1. Okay. I posted.
Now what?:P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:55 AM
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3. Now I post wisdom.
A house divided against itself cannot stand if the house is zero. 'Cause you can't divide by zero.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:58 AM
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7. Confucius say...
Man who mixes metaphors with math is very weird....;-)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:01 PM
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9. Would a weird person post a pic like this?
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:53 AM
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2. bring it on....
:hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:57 AM
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5. Okay.
A watched pot never changes its underwear. Not while it's being watched.
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Lucy Goosey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:56 AM
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4. Okay.
:hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:58 AM
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6. Okay.
Better the Devil you know than any Kenny G album.
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:00 PM
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8. Alright!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:03 PM
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10. Okay.
Don't put all your eggs in one gas tank. It doesn't help as much with gas mileage as you might think.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:10 PM
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11. I tutched the butt. What now?!?!?!?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:15 PM
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13. Okay.
God helps those who take Viagra.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:10 PM
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12. Careful dispensing that which you don't have.
It creates a debt, and we know where that gets us.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:18 PM
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14. Hey! I have more wisdom in my whole body than you have in your pinky!
Though you are less than deserving, I will douse you with my wisdom:

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the thread locked.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:37 PM
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15. I want to start a religion based on melons
What should I do?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:41 PM
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16. Okay.
Revenge is a dish best served with melons.

I hope your religion adopts that piece of wisdom as a central tenet.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:42 PM
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17. Bring it...... n/t
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:49 PM
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20. Okay.
That which does not kill us can still be tried for attempted homicide.
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:43 PM
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18. I am in dire need of wisdom.
I've been thinking so hard these past few days, my brain hurts.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:50 PM
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21. Okay.
There are none so blind as those who stick red hot fireplace pokers into their eye sockets.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:45 PM
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19. Why do I bother?
:shrug:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:51 PM
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22. Okay.
There's more than one way to skin a sand worm. But you won't find out until you finish God Emperor of Dune.

:hi:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 04:43 PM
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45. That is impossible
since it is unreadable....

:hi:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:58 PM
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23. I'd love some wisdom
Distribute away!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:32 PM
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24. Okay.
Two heads are better then seventy-one, because who wants to go out with a seventy-one-headed freak?
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:45 PM
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26. Hey, man, that is deep!
Freaky deep.
I'll get a smoke and think that one over.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:35 PM
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25. Somewhere in here I sense a potential new sigline..
:think:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:47 PM
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27. how could I pass this opportunity up?
:P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:51 PM
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30. Okay.
You catch more flies with honey than with a blow-up Hayden Christensen doll.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:52 PM
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32. But what do I do if I want to catch
Fly Honies?

:P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:54 PM
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34. Ding!
We have a winnah!
:rofl: :hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:48 PM
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28. Why?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:54 PM
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35. Because. Stop creating unrest.
You can't teach an old dog how to use Linux.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:50 PM
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29. Wisdom please.
Wisdom unrelated to DETROIT RED WINGS, replicants, and other related topics ;)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:55 PM
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36. Okay.
There's no time like 6:14 AM.
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:51 PM
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31. Ok
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:57 PM
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37. Okay.
The pen is mightier than pencil, except in a vacuum.
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 03:01 PM
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39. very good
:wow:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:53 PM
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33. Distributing wisdom?
or flinging bullshit? ;)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:58 PM
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38. Pah-tay-toe, Pah-tah-toe.
Still waters run like a naked thief in sub-zero weather.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 03:30 PM
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40. Parche is supposed to start these threads!
:cry:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 03:34 PM
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41. I know.
:cry: (Of course, he would never actually repsond...)

I'm sure if Parche were here, he'd want me to post something like

People who live in glass houses really to need to pay more attention to building codes.
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 04:28 PM
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42. In the schools? I'm not sure that Republicans approve of that.
Oh. I'm sorry. I thought you said "distribute condoms." My bad.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 04:31 PM
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43. That reminds me of an old Shaman saying.
A condom saved is a condom earned.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 04:38 PM
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44. Stick it to me, babe.
Something to calm my confused mind.

Danke schoen.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:21 PM
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46. Okay.
You can lead a horse to water, but there's really no point in ordering it a pumpkin spice latte.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:31 PM
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47. What is the difference betwixt "okay" and "ok"?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:41 PM
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49. Ok is the abbreviation for Oklahoma. (Although both letters should be capitalizified.)
Okay is not.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:01 PM
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60. God-DAMN you re smart! You should start threads wherein you answer things...
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:03 PM
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61. Maybe I'll do that next week.
Start loading up on questions.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:40 PM
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48. Hello. How are you?
:hug:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:42 PM
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50. Hi!
He who hesitates, might as well go back to his bunk.

:hug:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:46 PM
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51. Thank you. May I please use that for my sig line?
Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 10:47 PM by elshiva
:hug: :hug:

I cried when Wash died.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:48 PM
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52. It's okay with me!
Unfortunately, we won't be able to see it until the traffic dies down.
But I'll be reading it in spirit.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:48 PM
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54. Thank you, so much.
:hug:
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:48 PM
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53. post yur wisdom here
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:49 PM
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55. Okay.
When in doubt, put on clean underwear.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:50 PM
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56. excellent advice!
:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:52 PM
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57. It really is.
Personally, I put on clean underwear even when I'm not in doubt. It's just makes good sense.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:55 PM
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58. I'm double-dipping for wisdom.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:00 PM
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59. Okay, but if I run out of wisdom, there'll be hell to pay.
Man cannot live by bread alone, but he can go a pretty long time if he keeps listening to that "Baby I'm-a Want You" song.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:06 PM
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62. Alerting!
(Always leave 'em wanting more) ;)
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Oldtimeralso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 12:21 AM
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63. Here
(Why the hell can't people follow directions)
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 12:41 AM
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64. Ya think we'd be sitting around asking for wisdom if we were that smart!?
Get off'n mah propertay!
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