I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told

that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired! I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!

If the beer prices went up like gas did, I'd fear for us :D

:hi:

EDIT: tense issues

Or people whose thinking is directionally challenged? What about dyslexic people, who don't know their left from their right?

"ood ing."

"Nice to have you on the show."

"ice o e ere."

"Mr. Ith, don't you find it very difficult to make yourself understood?"

"Yes, it is extremely difficult."

"Just a minute, you're a fraud!"

"Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally."

"Oh I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of words again?"

"at's ight."

"Well, let's move on to our next guest, who speaks only the beginnings of words, Mr. J Sm. Mr. Sm, good evening."

"Go ev."

"Well, have you two met before?"

"N."

"o."

"N."

"o."

"Well, this is really a fascinating occasion because we have in the studio Mr. Oh I, who speaks only the middles of words. Good evening."

"oo ni."

"Where do you come from?"

"oo ee a."

"Dunfermline in Scotland. Well let me introduce you, Mr. Ohn Ith..."

"ood ing."

"oo ni."

"J Sm..."

"oo ni."

"Go ev."

"Yes, well, ha, ha, just a moment — perhaps you would all like to say 'good evening' together."

"Go."

"oo."

"d."

"Ev."

"en."

"ng."

..but not tired. Had a nap today. Come to think about it, I'm not sick, just a little stuffy.
What the hell was I getting at?

what changes they would make if they were Hitler?

I'd annex the Sudetenland.









If your source for this bit is the "Salvation Fuzz" sketch in episode 29, you might also sign a non-aggression pact with Russia. But I'm taking it from the album "Matching Tie and Handkerchief," on which Stalin did not appear, as he had to attend his daughter's bat mitzvah.