The DU Rap

I, had a great meal, at the Olive Garden
Now this thread is going over like a DUer shit startin'
If you wanna stir shit you better get in line
Cuz I've been banned once and suspended three times
Yes three times, and no I'm not kidding
And I don't even know about the corn flake chicken breading
Too many being mean in the GD forums
But I wouldn't know cuz I already, ignored 'em
I got four words for the next flame sell
Eye - bee - tee - el
Hell, I wouldn't know what to do without DU
So if you got banned I know it sucks to be you
But you can always come back with better behavior
Or just go zombie like that movie, Re-Animator
So rec this rap if you say you want more
And if you don't, then you're going on ignore

;)

:)

What say we jolly off and smoke a little crack, eh what?

Who, oh who, could do this?

It would have to be some rapper whose name often comes up in DU Lounge conversations....

He's too lame for my rhymes.

:eys:

I'd watch your back if I were you.

You could wake up with a sign plastered to the back that says "I can't rap!"

Or something...

And then you can visit some vegan in Florida
He likes to work out and he really loves dogs
And he doesn't have a mustache like that guy Wade Boggs

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I was working on a line for you, but it's tough.

:o

:rofl:

:D

:D

Maybe you should entertain each other.

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:rofl:

At least partially.

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:rofl: :hi:

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:hi: you.

How you doing? :D

you're killing me tonight!:o :smoke:

I hope you and bibaby are well. I may be in town election night, so lock your doors!1

You should see the spare room we have set up for you. :D

:hi:

now i am curious. :P you have to work the next day, don't you. :( too bad election night wasn't on a friday or saturday.

:D

What 80's song is being sampled in the background as your spittin' the rhyme??

which gave me the inspiration (since both Red Lobster and Olive Garden are owned by the same company) for the opening verse.

I just put in the CD and now I'm feeling the angst...good call

This is so much better now.

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Had too much to drink, at the Red Lobster
Now the room is spinning round like the blades on a helicopter


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I'm damn surprised that the beat didn't pop into my head.

:cry:

:shrug:

I miss the ODB.
:cry:

For the fallen homie ODB...RIP brother