Went to lunch at Chili's...and funnily enough, there was actually a woman breastfeeding!

I know we're always making jokes about women breastfeeding at the Olive Garden, but for real, we were waiting on our food at Chili's this afternoon, and this woman's kid got cranky, so, out came the blanky, and under it the kid went.
The kid was like a year and a half too. Eek.
Duckie

:hide:

I don't remember the Breastfeeding wars and if that was a point.
Duckie

Douchebag #1: Well, can't you cover up?

Douchebag #2: Would YOU eat with a blanket over your head?

Douchebag #1: Uhhh, no, but I also wouldn't eat by grabbing my mother's nipple.

Douchebag #2: But a baby is SPECIAL.

Douchebag #1: Look, if everyone is special, then no one is special. Cover the fuck up.

Douchebag #2: Are you always a callous prick?

Douchebag #1: Are you always a latte nazi?

Douchebag #2: You suck - but not your mother's nipple!

Douchebag #1: Oh yeah? Well if you're so into sucking, then why don't you go suck yourself?


And on and on... I think it ends when a moderator tells both douchebags to call their mothers and explain to them their naughty behavior... or something like that.

And absolutely ridiculous.
Duckie

No tittie shots??

:sarcasm:

I rewarded him with a plate of cornflake breaded fried chicken for a job well done.

Of course, that's only slightly worse than his normal "maimin'" mood, but still...