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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 10:52 PM Original message |
Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex |
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Suich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 11:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. I hate it when I click on these posts! |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
2. Uh, I heard the vacuum was not fully dressed and was acting provocatively |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 11:14 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Oh sure, blame the victim. That just sucks! |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 12:47 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Correction: It sucks AND blows! |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
4. Pitching or catching? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 01:16 AM Response to Reply #4 |
13. I would ***LOVE*** for the judge to ask that question at the bail hearing |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 11:18 PM Response to Original message |
5. I must admit, that's one I've never thought of before. |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
6. I'd be worried that the vacuum would do some damage. |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 11:44 PM Response to Original message |
7. and... |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 12:07 AM Response to Original message |
8. This is ALWAYS the guy they call right before me in court. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
9. I hope they at least gave him some free air freshener! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 01:13 AM Response to Original message |
11. I guess the Swedish Enlarger Pump just didn't have the power. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 01:15 AM Response to Original message |
12. I guess he really misses John Engler |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 01:24 AM Response to Original message |
14. Ah, if only Judge Donald Thompson was still on the bench |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 02:36 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. That's just fuckin' sick and pitiful. |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 02:09 AM Response to Original message |
15. Well it beats the coin return slot in a Coke machine. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 09:16 PM Response to Reply #15 |
31. That's only good now and then, wen you want a change. |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 02:30 AM Response to Original message |
16. That's hot. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 05:07 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. I like your sig pic |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 07:21 AM Response to Original message |
19. No big deal unless the vacuum is a minor. |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 07:26 AM Response to Original message |
20. Hoser. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 08:05 AM Response to Original message |
21. "If I knew there'd be such a fuss, I would have married the bloody thing." |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
22. There is a joke in there..........but |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
23. When sex with car wash vacuums is outlawed, only outlaws will have car wash vacuum sex |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 11:29 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. A world with some pretty clean and satisfied outlaws, I'm guessing. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 02:05 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Apparently, only Nature abhors a vacuum |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
26. Did he refuse to pay or what? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
27. His defense? "The service there sucks!" |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 09:08 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. . |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
28. I'm glad they caught him, but |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
30. God. A real-life version of this song: |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 12:08 AM Response to Original message |
32. Was the guy a Republican? |
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