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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-08 10:52 PM
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Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081018/ap_on_fe_st/odd_vacuum_sex
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Suich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-08 11:09 PM
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1. I hate it when I click on these posts!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-08 11:12 PM
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2. Uh, I heard the vacuum was not fully dressed and was acting provocatively
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-08 11:14 PM
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3. Oh sure, blame the victim. That just sucks!
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 12:47 AM
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10. Correction: It sucks AND blows!
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-08 11:15 PM
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4. Pitching or catching?
Edited on Sat Oct-18-08 11:23 PM by edbermac
:shrug:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 01:16 AM
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13. I would ***LOVE*** for the judge to ask that question at the bail hearing
:rofl:
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-08 11:18 PM
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5. I must admit, that's one I've never thought of before.
Anybody got a few quarters they can spare?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-08 11:36 PM
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6. I'd be worried that the vacuum would do some damage.
Seriously, though - this is yet another way the economy has affected average Americans. If this guy had more money to spend, he might have spent it on a proper hooker.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-08 11:44 PM
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7. and...
that vacuum cleaner had it coming...


:evilgrin:
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 12:07 AM
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8. This is ALWAYS the guy they call right before me in court.
every. fucking. time. :banghead:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 12:47 AM
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9. I hope they at least gave him some free air freshener!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 01:13 AM
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11. I guess the Swedish Enlarger Pump just didn't have the power.
Or perhaps the volumetric capacity.



Or maybe he just wanted the ribbing.

:evilgrin:



Okay, I'm going to stop now before I have to alert on myself.



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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 01:15 AM
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12. I guess he really misses John Engler
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 01:24 AM
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14. Ah, if only Judge Donald Thompson was still on the bench
Penis pump judge gets 4-year jail term
Posted 8/18/2006 2:50 PM ET

BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) — A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.

Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state legislator before retiring from the court in 2004. He showed no reaction when he was sentenced.

At his trial this summer, his former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times during trial between 2001 and 2003. Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump during at least four trials in the same period.

<snip>

Foster told authorities that she saw Thompson use the device almost daily during the August 2003 murder trial of a man accused of shaking a toddler to death. A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial. When jurors asked the judge about the sound, Thompson said he hadn't heard it but would listen for it.

Police built a case against the judge after a police officer testifying in a 2003 murder trial saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson's robe. During a lunch break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk.

Investigators later checked the carpet, Thompson's robes and the chair behind the bench and found semen, according to court records

<more>

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-08-18-judge-sentenced_x.htm



Yup, if Judge Thompson was this guy's judge, he'd get off get a hung jury be found not guilty.


O8)
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 02:36 AM
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17. That's just fuckin' sick and pitiful.
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 02:09 AM
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15. Well it beats the coin return slot in a Coke machine.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:16 PM
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31. That's only good now and then, wen you want a change.
Edited on Sun Oct-19-08 09:17 PM by Orrex
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 02:30 AM
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16. That's hot.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 05:07 AM
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18. I like your sig pic
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 07:21 AM
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19. No big deal unless the vacuum is a minor.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 07:26 AM
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20. Hoser.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 08:05 AM
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21. "If I knew there'd be such a fuss, I would have married the bloody thing."
Soldier's defense statement at his court martial for having "carnal relations" with an ostrich.
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 08:07 AM
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22. There is a joke in there..........but
its just sucks.:evilgrin:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:04 AM
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23. When sex with car wash vacuums is outlawed, only outlaws will have car wash vacuum sex
And what kind of a world is that?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 11:29 AM
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24. A world with some pretty clean and satisfied outlaws, I'm guessing.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 02:05 PM
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25. Apparently, only Nature abhors a vacuum
This guy, on the other hand...
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 02:43 PM
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26. Did he refuse to pay or what?
:shrug: Is this really illegal?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:02 PM
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27. His defense? "The service there sucks!"
Thank you, thank you.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:08 PM
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29. .
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:06 PM
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28. I'm glad they caught him, but
he couldn't have put up much of a chase.
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:16 PM
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30. God. A real-life version of this song:
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 12:08 AM
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32. Was the guy a Republican?
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