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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:14 PM
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Forget minions. I need underlings.
The minion thing isn't working out the way I had hoped. There is still a pile of laundry to be folded.

Underlings. Yup. That's the ticket.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:15 PM
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1. Or you could, oh, I don't know, get up and fold the damn laundry.
Just a thought.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:21 PM
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4. Hello? I'm working here?
:eyes:

And thank the good Lord, finally finished with the most demanding client I've ever had. Dear God that was a long 8 months.

Plus, it was totally cutting into my DU time. What selfish pricks they are.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:18 PM
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2. crap I just like to hear you talk about your latest school adventures...
and skewering of the latest bloated school bureaucrat... ;)


I guess you could be the Plato for those who love stories of that type...



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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:29 PM
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11. Oooh, okay. Got one for you.
TM is home on Fall Break and went up to the middle school yesterday to have lunch with BabyMidlo. The office lady gave her a ration about how 'we can't allow that, we can't allow that', until the assistant principal came out and rolled his eyes at this witch and told TM that she could go have lunch with her sister.

My evil plan is working. Now they think college kids are WMDs as well.

MWAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHA.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:47 PM
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18. I remember how I kvetched when my son's school got one of those door-
cameras/ locks.


It's for the best, I suppose, but we can pretty much stop by whenever we want. I guess I think that's how a school should be.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:48 PM
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19. how is she liking campus so far?
That went fast didn't it?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:49 PM
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20. Loves it.
Like everything else. Flew by. :(
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:53 PM
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22. How is the bald db doing??
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:19 PM
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3. I Thought Your Maid In American Did Laundry?
Or did you have to fire her for sipping too much boxed wine that you keep lying around the house?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:21 PM
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5. She only comes once every other week.
Seriously, do you think I have that extensive of a wardrobe? :eyes:

And, the Midlets never met a towel they didn't HAVE to use. :eyes:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:52 PM
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21. my son is like that
how many towels do they need for gawd's sake.


I may start having him wash them.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:21 PM
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6. American Maid doesn't do laundry.
Just ask Die Fledermaus :P
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:34 PM
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15. Leave Brenda ALONE!!!!!!11!!1
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:24 PM
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7. I can do "apparatchik".
if that helps.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:25 PM
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8. It probably would if I knew what that was.
Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 03:25 PM by Midlodemocrat
:cry:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:25 PM
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9. Underthings?
SICK!























:P
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:27 PM
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10. Does "underlings" sound dirty to anybody else?
Or am I the only one with a mind that goes there?
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:29 PM
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12. only because they're always underfoot
:P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:30 PM
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13. Ooh, PICK ME, PICK ME!!!!!!
It's just you. Sorry.



:rofl:
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 04:04 PM
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23. Uh, check reply #9.
I guess I'm not completely on my own.

:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:33 PM
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14. Isn't this why you had children?
Cheap, almost slavelike labor?
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:35 PM
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16. Its actually why she moved to Virginia, then once they sobered her up they had to
read her the emancipation proclimation.
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 03:40 PM
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17. I volunteered as a minion...
not too sure about the "underling" part though.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 04:43 PM
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24. I think you need Fairies.
They are the ones who do that sort of thing. It would also be MUCH easier to get volunteers with them than minions, underlings, and other human-based creatures. :evilgrin:
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