I see A Schwarzenegger has joined us

I guess he's a uniter not a divider?

:shrug:

but I doubt it.

away. But as my friend Bobby says,
Dont ask me nothing about nothing I just
might tell you the truth.

now as A-Schwarzenegger

Now I am here. Welcome to DU. I will take a few questions
before I go to Sacramato to clean up.

Cause it's in need of a MAJOR improvement. ;-)

actor in the world. Yet I put my pants on
just like you every morning. That is why I
am the People's Governor.

Can I have Eddie Furlong's phone # ?? :D :hi:

Ed on Celebrity Underground the other day
and he look like he has bigger problems
than you calling him up to shoot the breze.

Swarqaowituorglkbn said...I will 'pump up' Sacramento and to all those (????) 'hasta la vista baby'.

That is the questions I have been waiting for? Wow.

Also, do you ever feed your wife?

with bulldozers and a few small nukes.
If you bring my wife into it I will make
you wish you never heard of me.

I've seen Irish banshees with more flesh on their bones. My god, man. You can't just expect people to survive on steroid colonics!

gal. She eats what she wants and don't eat
what she don't. She supports me all the way
to Sacramento and that is what I want. Eating
or what you eat or not is not a thing that will
stop me from cleaning up Sacramento or her.

She's that weak from lack of nourishment, that she must be
"cleaned" by the wannabee governator??

straight lines for you Democrat folks. I am
just like you. I put my $1000 pants on one leg
at the time just like you. I am Democrat, I am
Republican, I am kokochoo. As far as cleaning
up my wonderful wife Maria Shriver Kennedy Schwarzenegger
the most beautiful and skinniest wife outside of the
starving countries, leave that to me. Unless you would
like to help me. I think I heard you on CSpan and I
could tell you would like me lot huh?

You speak about a lot of cleaning up... people who you will then put in Sacramento, the city itself, and your wife...

What experience do you have that makes you so adept at the janitorial/maid-service business?

whatever you want me to be. I am here to filful
your dreams. My experience is to taking your mind
for two hours and make you wait for me to get in danger
and get out again and screw pretty gals and slaughter
evil people and others that get in the way. Come join me
or I will remember you and you will be the only one in
Californai without a fantastic job.

good thing I moved in 99.

Btw, nice switch of topics - still wondering about your qualifications as maid/janitorial service?

and it explains one of your tag lines too :)






http://areaguides.com/866pumpyou/

your pipes all right!... That is a joke gals
so do not get your femnist fur in a knot.
I love Democrat gals just much as I love
Republican gals or any gals. I'm all man
except for my apron collection. That is
another joke for gender transplant Democrat.
I'm the kind of candidate that could sit
down with anybody and they would love me
in no time. Believe me you would be going
clean me up Arnold! My tonge is more
muscleclar than my bicseps! That is a joke
for Democrats that like orel sex.

:(

Didn't Arnold say that before?

It's okay, you can tell me. I'll keep your secret.

you will wish you never heard of my penis.

I totally loved "Last Action Hero."

I loved you in you movie also. It was
funny and exciting which is what a movie should
be all about. Come join me to clean up Sacramento
soon.

Mama always said that I need to prepared for anything.

you in a apron. I like aprons on ...
people. I am the People's Governor and
soon I will be the People in Apron's Governor.
I will be all the People's People Governor.
No one will be left standing when I take over.
Everybody will have a fantastic job a fantastic
house a fantastic car fantastic servants and
fantastic apron collection.

well, fantastic.

Have fun storming the Governor's mansion!

More importantly. List the ladies you have groped in the last two years in chronological order. Babysitters don't count.

rumors inunendos or things people don't know
what they talking about. I have not grope any
gals if I did it is for fun and exciting and I
was only playing. If I was a gal I would like
to be grope by most famous movie star in the
world. If they don't want to be grope they should
not be so pretty around me.

We think you are a girly man and we will vote for Hanz and Franz.lol

You and you hamster named Fifi that you dress in
a tiny apron.

Will Pump,(clap), you up.

mistressss and you have the clap? I am very
very disapointed in the quality of the questions.
After all this talk about I do not answer this
question I do not answer that question. No question
about how I took a $38 billion deficit and announce
I run and already it is down to $8 billion. All I have
to do is start to unzip my trousers and Sacramento
get pumped up and cut budget $30 billion. I should
go announce again and it will be zero, just like the
questions I getting.

Just by saying Hasta La Vista on TV. Give me a break you girly mahn.

CUT $30 BILLION dollars CHUM! Read the papers
and weep for Argentina.

Off your crotch....lol... hilarious

Like I say I start to unzip my $1000 trousers and the
Congress in Sacromenta quifer and get action:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A34631-2003Aug8.html

"California's economic woes are expected to yield an $8 billion deficit next fiscal year. Fearing the great movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger and his coming to Sacramento to clean them up, lawmakers recently plugged the budget by borrowing and making cuts to almost every state program."

Now they will blame you.

:hi:

with a straight line. That is what the great
actors do to share the spotlight. Come with
me to Sacramento, we crack them up with jokes
about my penis and clean it up at same time.

Is making love to you REALLY like climbing a rock?

Yodelllleheeewhooooooo!

my Secretary of Slogans. I need lot of
slogans. I want a slogan for every issue.
Come with me soon to Sacramento so that we
can crush them that stand in my way together.

Ja. I can come up slogans.

!

Just curious. And I know, if I bring your momma into this you'll sic a doberman on me.

I am spectacular. Even nature looks at me and goes
What a guy, down to earth and spectacular too. Science
looks at me and wants to have me grope it under it lab
coat. You love me why don't you stop fighting it and
come to Sacromenta in my Arnoldmobile and I will make
you a stack of snausage flapjacks for you and your
pretty wife. I got some bam Mowee that will sock your
knocks off.

and you to find out soon if you join
my race and come to Sacramento.

Weren't you one of the owners? How do we know you can find the way to Sacramento? In fact, how do we know you even know the way to San Jose? Answer that one, big shot.

go bankrupt? I wanted to name it Planet Arnold
then I forgot about it. If you bring my good friend
Dianne Warwick into it you might wish you never
heard of San Jose. I can find my way to
your fleabit huvel easy enough if you want me to.

This isn't Arnold S. This is Gary "Arnold" Coleman! Nice try, mini me.

clean up Gary Coleman. For fun I will make micemeat
out of him first then I will clean him up and
make him Secratery of Little People for Arnold.
No one is left standing after I become Governor.
Everybody will be Secrtary of Something Or Other.

I should move to California so he can make me Secretary of the Playboy Bunnies and Hooters Girls Departments.

because everybody will volunteeer to work for me and
be close to me and help me do things FOR FREE. You
do not understand that because guess what you are not
me. If you were you would see all the mobs of grinning
drolling fans that will vote for me because they love
my movies and how I am sensitive and funny and slaughter
bad people. Look into my eye.

Mr. Girly mahn, you don't scare me. And your eye is a typo, ja.

do not know they are hypontized. Why do you
fight that you want to come see me and tell
me secrets and vote for me. Look at my smile.
Does it remind you of FDR? Look at my big
muscleclar arms. Would you not like to have
me pick you up and carry you somewhere happy?
Stop fighting. Look at my hair. It is windswept
like a mountain meadow. Lie down in it and go
to sleep.

and turned to stone like I saw Medusa. Had to turn away.

I remember Pumping Iron. You made fun of Lou Ferrigno's IQ, and blew pot smoke in his face. Tried to grope his mother when he wasn't looking. What's the matter with you? Is this how you plan to represent the disabled in Sacramento?

Gooble gobble Gooble gobble...One of us...One of us...

Have you not see my movies man? No, it is a joke,
of course I love disable people. Have you
seen Maria? No, it is a joke also. There is a
place for disabled people. In fact I plan to hire some
actors to play disabled people in my campaign ads.
And I plan to make you Secratary of Disabled People.

How come her nipples are square?

No, don't worry, Arnold - not Cubanism.

with the Brazil gal? I thought she was a juicer!
See I have a good sense of humor just like you
Democrat folks. I will now print my new poster and
go into my bathroom with my bong for a minute to
study these pictures of me better.

You're faster than a speeding bullet, dude.

http://www.schwarzenegger.com/

blue ring.

for fun and excitement to pep up dull Democrat lives.
That is a joke so calm down. In real life I love
Constitution of my United States of America.
Oh, look what is in there! The Second Amendment!:
"The people have the right to own and bear arms."
Is an automatic weapon an arms? Oh, it is? Ipso facto.
Well well well.

I've always wanted my own dirty nuke :D

Laugh if you must, you Austrian behemoth, but a cucumber wielded expertly could do quite a number on a human being!!

Though it's not, admittedly, as formidable a weapon as a large carrot.....

be very afraid :scared: Now if only I could get it to mow the lawn!

:scared:

And feeling more than a little redundant.

But I could at least 'mow your lawn,' if that's how you want it.



Should I use wax, or.......

about gals. You better not joke too much
about gals and gal things. A gal should be
treated like a gal. If you joke about them
too much they start narrow their eyes and
their lips (think M*ria). Then you are in
trouble. Even if you are a pig like me you
have to go easy on gals because they get
there feimnist dander up and lose her vote.
Think vote first, pussy second.

Right to bear arms.
Nukes = arms.
Right to bear nukes.
Califiornia is the largest state in the country
and fifth largest country in the world.
Do we need to protect outselves?
I part ways with you Democrat folks on national
security and foreign issues. North Korea is
talking about taking California out. Sim Il
Sung, who uses more die on his hair than I
even do and he is talking about taking out my
state and me as the Governor!? Do you want me
to have nukes ready to fight back against
Elvis Ill Sung or not? Yes or no? Do not wait
for translation.

Ye got de smallest penis in da world. For such a large (body) man you're so tiny!

Maybe you's needs to pumps somes iron into yours dicks?

everybody wants to talk about my penis.
But my penis is one that is very small
when it is sleeping. When I get sexally
excited it gets very very very big. You
do not want to see it because if you are
a man you will feel like a silly yunech.
If you are a gal you will leave your hubby
or boy friend to find me. If you are a lesbain
you will change to be with me. If you are a
gay fellow you will be even more gay after
seeing my swolen penis. I also do exercises
for it that ad to its gerth. It looks like a
overgrown zucchini with little muscleclar
knobs and knots all over it that I can flex
and pump up in different patterns that I do
to Bolero for special friends.

I will go out on the lawn. That is a joke
for you liberal Democrats. As you know
I will stick to the issues take the high
road and leave the driving to my chauffeur.

your plan for saving $ by firing all the state police - since as a superhero you can fight all of the crime by yourself - is such a great idea. May need to rethink that one.

how much everybody loves me. Did you
see any criminals in my rallies so far?
Why do you think that is. Did you see
any crime in the howling mobs of hundreds
of thousands coming to root me on? Even at
Woodstock in the 1960s hippies stole dope
from each other. At my rallies the infection
of Arnold love will move out and sweep the
state cleasn of crimeand bad thoughts. There
will still be criminals but they
will stop and go I love Arnold he would not
like it if I did a bad thing. Also, don't
forget everybody will have a fantastic job so
why would they comitt a crime?

wenn du geheiratet war?

made by my good friend Calvin Klein and
it had nothing to do with the war.

you are getting slow, my man, slow. If you can't keep up with messages on a democratic board, it might send the message that your mental processors just get overwhelmed when trying to keep up with Democrats. Don't want to leave the public with that impression, I mean, what would that suggest about you at family gatherings? Wonder how you stack up (verbally) with, say, Willie Brown or Gerry Brown?

taking all you Democrat throwing at me
I'm mowing Maria's lawn, mixing a protein shake,
writing my acceptance sprechen, oiling my loins,
chatting with my good friend Dick Riordan (ooo
he's still hot under the collar baby!), and
watching the tape of my press conference today
in which I made fools of the press while woing
the people. Plus I am drunk as a mackrel on
Pabdst Blue Ribbon, the beer of Democrts.
.....8black

surely you are drinking a California Beer. You alone could jump start the economy from California Beer. But NO, you have to drink Midwestern Beer, help someone else's economy.

Omg - due to your beerdrinking - you caused the state deficit!

:)

With the patience you must have (by definition of marriage), you could certainly let arnie face us a little longer?

Your man ought to feed you better. Your Grandmother Rose looked better than you at her wake!

started a thread just for you...

my little pickled herring. I do need a break from
this griling about my penis that the Demorat
Underground are giving me, my mooshy fooshy
gooshy Maria I just kiss a gal name. (My fave
nickname for my sweatheart Maria is "bones n things.")

Kiss all those democratic votes 'bye bye'!

I'm drunk as two nuns in a barrel.
Anyway when I look out over the world
of California I don't see Democrats or
Republicans or even people at all. All
I see is drolling Arnold fans, looking
at me like I am Santy Claus, Moses and
Mary Tyler Moore rolled in one.

as I pointed out before. You are drinking Midwestern beer. Had you consumed locally (bought California beer) you could have ended the budget crisis. I am afraid that your consumption problems are harming the state's economy!

Don't let you ego get to you... not Mary Tyler Moore, but perhaps Rhoda Morgenstern?

in this wonderful country I like to call the USA
whether Pabst or Calibeer (my true fave)
that can not be cured by a nice big hairdo dyed
just right, a big gleamyng smile full of dyed
teeth, and a bone-crushing handshake. All politics
is a is selling. Go read some Marshall McLuhan,
a good friend of mine. Go read some Foucault, another
good friend of mine who's first name I can't quite
remember in my condition. I could sell anything to
anything. I could sell a duck to another duck.
I could sell a tutu to a Zulu. This world is so
cockeye that any loudmouth with a smile and lot of
energy could be king if he just keep plugging
idiotcally away.

and he, too, has a lot of practice at selling things.

shave your back just last week?

Care to comment?

Pals that botox there buttock together stay pals.

Everytime I google I find a new scandal. You smirched your mother-in-law? Isn't that illegal in California?

Today's Globe and Mail headlines read: "Kennedys mum on Arnold"

"The silence that has descended upon the clan suggests the Kennedys may see Mr. Schwarzenegger's bid as a smirch on their good name. "

http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20030809.uarni0809/BNStory/International/

Pervert! Go try and smirch Uncle Teddy. See where that gets ya.

smirch my swinging nutsack. If they want to drag
my mother in law into this campaign they are going
to wish they never heard of themselves. If I find
out this is true I am going to take my mother in
law, go down to the Globe and Mail office and take
my mother in law by her boney ankles and swing her
around in there and knock those Globe and Mail
smartasss around like bowling pinns.