1. First, he'd fire all the black players and coaches. Then, he'd
hand out large quantities of pills for "energy". I doubt he'd buy the Eagles - McNabb, and all that. Face it, Rush - the only thing you are successful at is shooting off your stupid mouth and getting loaded.
2. He's failed at everything his entire life except
spewing hate and he needed an assist by reagan who did away with the fairness doctrine to be "successful" at that. If he bought an NFL team they would be ruined in three years.
With Carson Palmer injured and with our excuse for an offensive line, we Bengals fans are just desirous of any quarterback who can get off a pass before a defensive lineman lands on him.
13. He'd be like the Marge Schott of the NFL, only without any championships.
At some point he'd make some boneheaded racist gaffe, be sanctioned by the league and disgraced by the public, and his team might be the first to go 0-16. :P
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