Any good jokes about lying? - Democratic Underground

graywarrior

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Fri Oct-24-08 05:39 PM
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Any good jokes about lying?

I need one for a meeting.

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Left Is Write

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Fri Oct-24-08 05:42 PM
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1. Sure. Here's a joke: Ashley Todd.

:evilgrin:

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graywarrior

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Fri Oct-24-08 05:44 PM
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2. OMG, how did I not realize that?

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graywarrior

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Fri Oct-24-08 06:14 PM
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3. Never mind, I found one.

A Red Sox fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Fenway Park, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Yastrzemski days, but now my wife is dead." The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to so they could enjoy the game together... "Oh no," the guy said, "they're all at the funeral."

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