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And not only legal, but also that the police do, then, in fact, have to help me find my hat.
Our police are not offering enough hat-finding help, and I think the community suffers. Every time the police waste their time saving someone who was "shot" or in a car "accident" or whatever is just one person saved who clearly is the type to just keep having accidents and wasting the police's time.
I'm talking here about the police focusing their attention on the people who matter - those who are missing their hats. They wouldn't be missing a hat if they weren't productive members of society.
And no, I am not talking baseball hats or cowboy hats. I'm talking top hats, bowlers, berets (except hemp ones), pith helmets, fedoras, pork pie, panamas, derbies. People who get shot and have car accidents or have pianos dropped on their heads or run off cliffs are the people who wear baseball hats and cowboy hats.
I hope you will join me in this supporting this critically important issue.
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