It's Time To Play... "What's Your Fetish?"

I admit it... I have a fetish for boots and uniforms. Did I forget to jocks and sneakers? But that's all... unless you want to include leather and handcuffs.

What about you?

-- Allen

hands and feet. They drive me crazy. :silly:

I could spend a YEAR kissing them :D ( and a little bite here and there)

:D

Leopold Sacher-Masoch and Franz Kafka?!
Dirk

:toast:

but hell, it might be easier from that point on for you to just give me a checklist... I wouldn't want to leave any out.

:evilgrin:

But a relatively innocuous one: (female) nurses. Not necessarily the old-style all-white nurse outfit with the white shoes and stockings, although that certainly doesn't hurt. Just knowing a woman is a nurse is in general a turn-on. Dunno why. Maybe I watched too many M*A*S*H reruns in my formative years. :shrug:

totally bald women. OK, it's more of a fantasy than a fetish. I've never met a totally bald woman.

gee I was hoping for at least a couple messages from bald women by now lol

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/6453/persis.html

:evilgrin:

Not the fake kind.
Not the team.
But real honest-to-goodness cowboys.

righties!

those looks very...... yammy!

But I wouldn't say that either of those qualify at a fetish level though.

...in the true definition of a fetish or paraphilia, but I will admit to having a thing for chains...not ropes, not scarves, chains.

I know, TMI time, but hell, it IS a fetish thread!

on the hood of my car???? :D

A cool hood... or one that's still warm from a long trip?

Just asking.

-- Allen

:eyes:

Though that scoop thingy could be uncomfortable....

And it looks like Starsky and Hutch's car.

One has to work around it but improvisation is the sign of a talented individual. Did I mention I can tie a cherry string in a knot with my tongue? (on the hood of my car, of course)

on the hood of your car. :D

Good thing I've still got my cherry then, I guess.

"Yes, please, I'll have a single scoop with a cherry on top....."

on the hood of my car :D

so I guess we've got that in common.... :D


And sometimes I shortcut by biting rather than licking the whole time.....

:o

Or do you just have a volume discount at the body shop?

who bit me at the most unexpected times....

Unexpected places are fun to bite, too. :D

he was a little nipper and a bad boy natch. Wouldn't have them anyother way........becaue I had/have no sense about men.

Heh heh. Anybody need a good laugh? Why step right into my parlor ...

it's fun (for me at least) :)

Some people here know what I'm talking about. ;-)

:evilgrin:

A furry, not a fuzzy.

At least I know what it is.

:evilgrin:

I just don't get it...

a little tail now and then?

Can men be a fetish?

I think i beat you all in kinkyness (dorkness?)

DDQM

There's just something about a well turned, fully fleshed out, dimpled knuckle that REALLY gets to me.
;-)
KNUCKLEHEAD!

Just about drive me crazy. I keep encouraging my wife to try them. No luck so far. *sigh* Maybe someday.

I like to wear colored stockings and garter belts! :evilgrin:

S-s-s-s-s-stop it! :evilgrin:

BTW, what color?

Hot pink with black garter belt is fun!Also red, blues ( yes mor that one) orange, green for St. pattys! purple, yellow, ect. Oh and I did have a rainbow pair, but for the life of me I can't remember where I lift them? Need to get another pair, They were my fave!

What color right now?

Why? I thought you want me to stop?

totally asking for it. :D

You tell him, Lady Freedom. We already know you're not wearing panties. :P

now can I?

I hate to think I an causeing you impure thoughts! :evilgrin:

You remembered!

Well they haven't killed me yet.

You read that right, folks. My big fetish is for women who smoke.

I've no idea how or why I have this particular kink in my libido. All I know is, the sight of even a marginally attractive woman smoking a cigarette can make me sexually aroused (and has done so on more occasions than I can readily recall).

Having lost my father to lung cancer, I'm well aware of just how unhealthy and dangerous a habit smoking is. That's why I never took the habit up myself. Be that as it may, though, an erect penis has no conscience. And to my eyes, women who smoke are the sexiest!

Before I got on-line five-and-a-half years ago, I assumed that I was the only one with the smoking fetish. Boy, was I wrong! If the websites, newsgroups and listservs I've come across are any indication, there are hundreds of thousands of us all over the globe. All I can say is, god bless the Internet!

for making each one of us feel less singularly dirty!

;-)

short plaid skirts (I have a couple) and tight little white blouses. Throw on some white thigh high stockings and I'm all set! :-)

'Course it probably has something to do with the fact that I went to Catholic school!

Prove it! Come on now...WE want pictures!

Please...wimper...

Zizzer

but the pics are in my husband's private collection!! :-)

Had some fun with the outfit one time - dressed up and met my husband in the lobby of a hotel. The looks on other hotel guests' faces were priceless.... :-)

ballet outfits (I draw the line at pink tutus tho).

... I'm guessing. But not so camp. More down to earth and real-life do it for me.

-- Allen

P.S. I dated a ballet dancer once... and oh, how flexible he was!

damn..for me that would be hot..dating a ballet dancer.

but yes, i can see the uniform thing. Thats no too uncommon.

... kind of along the lines of someone like Brad Garrett.

I also like very short guys (Alex Keaton-ish).

-- Allen

P.S. I guess it's a good thing I've already settled down (coming up on 9 years now) otherwise I don't think I'd ever be able to make up my mind.

thats an interesitng jones there arwalden....actually I kind of share that interest w. you..tall &/or short guys.....

I'm not talking about freakishly tall or midgets now... just someone that's much taller or much shorter. --- I'm glad to hear that at least ONE person feels the same way.

-- Allen

but the side between the arm pit and the waist line on a woman's body is supremely sexy. I could spend a hour just there.

:spank:

no big deal, really, until the hairbrush comes out. ;-)

on edit: Dude, you're a guy?!? OK, my blindly-hurled come one to someone of a gender I'm not sexually attracted to has GOT to be someone's fetish...

Oh, this thread's gonna burn as hot as my fucking red-ass face, now.

D'OH!

also to pulling my hair!

and an active imagination...

on edit: a tool belt wouldn't hurt

Have Always Had This Fetish. Always. Everytime I See A Woman
Smoking I Am SOOOOOO HAPPY. I Even Go On The Smoking Fetish
Web Site. :shrug:

n/t

And stillettos. Not necessarily simultaneously.

But we've covered this before. Yawn. :evilgrin:

are you gonna post it again?!? I forgot to save it to my personal folder last time...

:evilgrin: right back atcha!

Don't lose it this time, mssr. bus:

Honestly Ramsey, you're just sorta bound to run into me on threads with the words "fetish," "kinky," or "linux" in the subject line. Unless you're looking for a stalker...

:P

I might post the Xena leathers some time.

;-)

I am a tormentress.

business card for my records?

I vacillate between tormented and the other various forms of *mented.

It's a pleasure to see someone take such pride in her job. And a job well done, I say.

Mmmmm...Xena.....



A fantasy worth having - massage by Xena

n/t

almost married one, but she was the stubborn type, stubborn enough to bite off her own nose to spite her face. As a Leo, this was just intolerable.

Cute woman with an hourglass figure with a ponytail and a school girl outfit on. Yum.

I have a naked lady fetish, I only wish I made that up.

My partner is an air force veteran. :bounce:

Especially at an old-fashioned barber shop. Air Force... it's a great way of life!

-- Allen

from boots to hat..cowboys are mine

just typical mad scientist stuff

I like about you.

Hmmm...restraints...ever seen the cooly hospital ones with the velcro and the little glovies? What fun. Throw in a few others from this list and a great night could be had!

Zizzer

nothing out of the ordinary, but i do like to have the coppala's dracula soundtrack in the background, you can't beat candle light, but electric sparks are cool too. especially those weird blue ones.
and of course, a monks costume with optional hunchback.

My wife hates it, but I like it a lot. Lights on please.

Other than being a tennis player and fan, I can't explain this one, either. Have yet to see a woman who doesn't look good in one.

I JUST WANNA RUB HIS BALD HEAD CLEAN OFF. YES INDEED! :7

I deflowered a gay man who looks and sounds EXACTLY like Dave Attell! He was bi-curious, and I have a bit of a fetish for nearly-unattainable men, so there you go.

Robert's damn near as funny as Dave Attell, too, but doesn't drink as much!

HOW WAS HE IN THE SACK????????????? :7

just like you'd expect!

I have to pack them up every season in a big trunk and when summer is over I have to unpack my winter shoes and pack my summer ones. I know I need help, but I wear every damn one so shut up!!!!

I like the starving-artist look. Thick necks are a huge turn-off.

guys w. long hair really turn me on....

..sorry, can't help it.

I'm on too

It could be a baseball cap or the big, floppy Audrey Hepburn style hats. They drive me crazy!

I also have a thing for women dressed professionally (it's like unwrapping a Christmas present :evilgrin: ), and women with funky glasses. :shrug:

you mean, like this?

But, those are nice, too! :-)

btw, thanks to austin360.com for the picture from their personals advertisement today.

i always make passes at girls with glasses ;-). there's something about that geeky/intellectual look that i just can't pass up...

by which of course I mean "more pictures, please."

:evilgrin:

Nothing slutty looking all nice and cute and yum. Yes spring is a wonderful time of the year for me.

How many of you are typing with one hand right now?

(typing by tongue)

;-)

Welcome to the Lounge ETR (great screenname!).

:toast:

:P

Anyone with a handle evoking a Krokus song is OK by me. :-)

:hi:

with one hand....

I'm sucker for a guy with a hot bod. I'm also a sucker for nipples! :evilgrin:

:evilgrin:

:P

Fetish?

- Men who drink their whiskey neat.
- if he smokes, he should roll his own.
- quick-wit; good at verbal wordplay.
- good cologne
- soul patches
- large, dexterous hands
- muscles, well-defined but not overdone, just enough to look like he either works outdoors or is just really healthy.
- Strong jawline.
- expressive eyes


OK, need to stop now.

Skittles' words of wisdom in that other thread that finally drew you into the Lounge's Red Light district, Supe?

this thread would die and I wouldn't have to bother. No such luck. :P

"Why post on a thread?"

"Because it was there too long."

cause I can even think right! *sight*

... large gloves.

-- Allen

To quote the Continental, "Wowie-wow-wow-wowie!"

i have to say....this has been fun reading folks quirks and kinks....interesting to say but we are a fairly vanilla bunch here at DU....no one into things like fireplay, hot wax, collar and lead, etc....not that theres anything wrong with that!

evilgrin:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=73585&mesg_id=73585

We've covered a little more ground on this topic than many realize.

;-)

HEHEHEHEH. I let your dirty little minds think about it.


DDQM

Hot wax can be fun. Nipple clamps and oversized toys and butyl nitrates and blindfolds. I'd better stop now before this gets censored.

I have some others that I'm not going to say out loud here!

but, farm animals involved in the procreative act with eachother have always driven me crazy.

Not that I actually want a relationship with one, but I do like to watch :evilgrin:

;-)

:-)

If you are not AT LEAST 6', you are not tall enough to ride this ride. Actually, anything under 6'3" and I'm like, eh. 6'5" and above...that's the shit right there. (BTW, I'm 5'6".)

Cat

But I wouldn't go out with a woman of altitude less than 5'7"....


No, not really - I'm not a sizist...I'm just trying to be annoying Forrest.

Even though I've seen some really nicely done and very artistic (almost airbrush photo quality) tattoos... I still like the plain old black-ink ones the best.

-- Allen

with blue eyes and hairy!

Hey, I try to stay busy. :kick:

Hi, arwalden! :hi:

also: girls with piercings, tattoos, giant vocabularies, and smart mouths. woof!

oh, and i like to be called "daddy" once in a while. *ahem*. :evilgrin: