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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 11:05 PM
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If I had a third nipple...
We would have victory.
Colt McCoy would be the one
Making history.

If I had a third nipple
Texas would have won
And Mr. Writer wouldn't be
Playing on his drums.

If I had a third nipple
My night would be extra nice
And me and Mr. Writer would
Be busy "rolling dice."

HUH!

HOOK 'EM! GREAT ATTEMPT AT A COMEBACK!
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 11:08 PM
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1. I saw the game...
I've never seen a teem kickoff from the 7 1/2 yard line.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 11:11 PM
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2. Think you might be just a little bit too emotionally invested in college football?
Just a question from a friend, and one you may want to consider asking yourself.

Redstone
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 11:14 PM
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3. I love my Texas Longhorns.
You know, when they're winning 'n stuff.

Otherwise, not so much.

:P

Otherwise, enjoy my impromptu "art."
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 11:14 PM
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4. I know you were wishing for a different outcome,
but what a game! My team also had a heartbreaking loss, although not from as lofty a perch as Texas.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 11:16 PM
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5. There's still an excellent chance that they'll take the Big 12...
And maybe the title game, but I'm not sure right now.
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 11:17 PM
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6. Speaking of nipples...
...check this out (don't worry mods, this isn't porn) -- http://dl.net.hr/webcafe/filmici/big_nipples.wmv
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-08 11:20 PM
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7. If we had an extra, every nursing mother would
be plagued with the possibility of being even more engorged. Ow.
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