I'm new here.. Should I be afraid?

Can someone please explain this lounge place to me? Is this Area 51? An alternate dimension? A Secret Society? :scared:

I wasn't here.. Nobody saw me here.. I've never been here.. *looks for an exit*

:yoiks:

Some of us run with scissors here.

You will have to guess the password.

us pros

run with scissors and a lollipop in our mouths


bbwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaa !!!


:hi: KW how ya feeling???? :hug:


lost

This is a dangerous place indeed! :scared:

Welcome to DU and the lounge.

Welcome to the Lounge. Initiation is in five minutes. Did you bring the sacrificial maiden?

Lady: Hi
Man at work: Hi ellie...I just got my new Personalized Tag for my Car!
Lady: Cool!...What does it say?
Man: D58KnW5S
Lady ??????????

YOU KNOW, AS A KIND OF WELCOME! Come, DON'T BE AFRAID!!! :7

Except, occasionally, Zombie and the yaks.

Oh, yeah, and I thought Oscar was at my house one night. I could smell burning plutonium....

Welcome to the Lounge FDR et al...........

All you have to fear is fear itself.

And Skittles, of course.

Please post a photo. :P

Welcome!

aA

well done.

unless you are from a galaxy far, far away, I suppose.... ;)

You have been warned.

Only the best post here.
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Next question?

:P

Welcome!

You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! FDRJFKMLKRFKBHO11408. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you!

and memorize snarky lines from every film produced in the last four decades.

Compliance with our strict dress code is mandatory.

:P

That's the best I have come up with yet

Or

a yeast infection that makes a tasty sourdough

either way stay away from the GD forum, they's crazy

DU-wise and otherwise

and yet, you come back for more ??

YEah, nevermind, but isn't that a bit of a duzy?

er, I mean, patients, were walking free all around you, and you noticed that they had already eaten most of the padding off the walls and they were now actively sniffing the glue for shits and giggles?

If not, then you'll do juuuuuuuust fine here. :hi:

If so, you might want to pinch yourself so you can wake up and run away, screaming, for the sake of your sanity. :evilgrin:

Welcome to the DU Lounge, the place where no serious question gets a serious answer, EVER, and no un-serious question goes unanswered. We are the home of cat pictures threads, random cooking related flame wars (If you know what's good for you, you won't mention corn flakes here EVER), streakers, Oscar, baseball, football, punk rockers, vegans, meat eaters, lolcats, violent forklifter training videos, kudzu, word association threads, boxed wine, parents who don't let ANYONE shit on their kids, parents who get kicked out of a school for trying to feed hungry children, Haruka3_2000 (special :woohoo: for her reanimation and return from the grave :headbang: ), poetry galore, and smileys that include a perfect picture of me. See? -----> :evilgrin:

Series schett :nuke:

Nobody talks to me but I'm still here.

then again, we get a bit unreasonable here in the lounge from time to time.

Things seen here should probably never be seen.

It won't be long before your bed is short sheeted.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

:-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5091360

Welcome to DU! :hi:

And I figured the name out. Good idea.

; )
I just got cross-eyed at your name til cwydro said s/he figured it out so then I looked again.

I come here to voyeurize and see what people really think about when no one's lookin'

I don't know if voyeurize is a word but you can make up any word here and people automatically know what it means.

I'm series!!!

I don't know if I spelled voyeurize right but would be very surprised if I did.

It is ilegal to spell "moran" correctly here.

People don't care if you kin spull, but watch yer CAPS LOK KEEE!!!

; )

it's fantabulous!

I suppose you could always spell the other one as "Moe-ron" (from the movie "Ruthless People") :)

FDRJFKMLKRFKBHO11408, this is the least scary, popular, high-traffic forum. The best people actually talk to you here. They also have picture threads here, they are all beautiful BTW and all of their fur babies are lovely as well and they go to fascinating places.

I'm new as well; not sure what to expect.:toast:

Welcome to DU! :toast:

and their even odder spouses........

Do you like eating at Olive Garden?

How do you make fried chicken?

What are your feelings on pit bulls? Breast feeding? SUVs? Hummers (the automotive kind)?

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Do you know what a pev is? A moran?

Do you ever break into song when eating ethnic food?

I am sure others could add to the question list.:P

If you're a wuss or a closet freeper, then you should be.

:hi:welcome to the lounge.
If you have any answers, we will be glad to provide full and detailed questions.

And about time. Snooty Force being all strong with some people and not strong with others! Time to teach it some manners!

Welcome, FDRJFKMLKRFKBHO11408! I salute your Force-confusing uncategorisability!

watch out for...this place is just not the same as it used to be, cliques have taken over, all the good people are gone now, nobody here but these new interlopers.....somebody took the last beer....the initiation rites must be performed nekid.

:D

You don't have many vowels there, do you?


:P

so we'll need subtitles :P

FFFFLLLDDRJYYYYFKMLLLWWWKRFFFKBYYYHO11408. FFLLYWDD.

And pass the kleenex, please. :P

Yeah, no matter how many times you rewind and listen to the lines again, even with your eyes closed and the sound all the way up, you still have to turn on the subtitles to figure it out. And then it's something stupidly minor, has nothing to do with the furthering of the plot or is some local colloquialism that only the locals would get anyway!

I'm prepared to undergo the initiation rites.. *gulps* :scared: Who will be performing the ceremony?

It likes initiation rites.

What have I gotten myself into?!:wow: :scared:

This is the Cafeteria and you do not fuck around with the Cafeteria Ladies..........

just stay out of general discussion, it gets pretty heated around there...consider this place like the Delta Frat in Animal House. Here's an example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8psQi7ScQQ

For the warm welcome and te warning about GD. I'm still trying to find my way around here..

It's important to know who's what.