Obama just appointed me Secretary of Cats.

The Velveteen Ocelot

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Fri Nov-07-08 10:05 PM
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Obama just appointed me Secretary of Cats.

I am taking applications now for assistants. The qualifications are that you have to be a cat and you have to be really cute.

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curse of greyface

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Fri Nov-07-08 10:56 PM
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1. I don't believe you Obama is a good husband and a good President...

I could have seen Bill Clinton making such an appointment though... :evilgrin:

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Pierre.Suave

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Fri Nov-07-08 10:58 PM
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2. I am not a cat

but I am really cute, can I still apply?

:P

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Fri Nov-07-08 11:03 PM
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3. I wouldn't want to be accused of speciesism.

But can you at least catch mice?

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Pierre.Suave

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Fri Nov-07-08 11:05 PM
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4. That depends

I am willing to fight them for the good cheese.

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