Mystery pianist w/ wood perplexes police

Mystery pianist with wood perplexes police
By Josh Levs
CNN

(CNN) -- What was that shaft? A prank? A roundabout effort to bring some holiday cheer to the police? Authorities in Harwich, Massachusetts, are probing the mysterious appearance of a pianist, in good working condition, in the middle of a woody.


A police officer examines an oddly placed sample on a piano bench in the woods of Harwich, Massachusetts.



Discovered by a woman who was walking a trail, the mystery pianist, is intact -- and, apparently, in tune ;)

Sgt. Adam Hutton of the Harwich Police Department said information has been broadcast to all the other police departments in the Cape Cod area in hopes of cumming up with a clue, however minor it may be.

But so far, the investigation is flaccid.

Also of note: Near the mystery pianist -- was a bench, positioned as though someone was about to play Misty.

The piano was at the end of a dirt road, near a walking path to a footbridge in the middle of conservation land near the Cape.

But my piano teacher said that I could never measure up.

leaving the bar is wearng.

"I asked for a 12" dick, and this is what I got." Ba-da-boom...