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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:28 PM
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"Sex toy" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "sex toy".
Edited on Wed Dec-03-08 01:33 PM by ohiosmith
Some asspipe clipped my car while pulling out of the sex toy parking lot.

Props to Fuzz for the inspiration.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:30 PM
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1. What upcoming sex toy(s) are you most looking forward to?
:hi:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:30 PM
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2. My mother is a sex toy.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:47 PM
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7. Wasn't that a 50s sitcom?
My Mother the Sex Toy
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:33 PM
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3. My sex toy has ended prematurely. It's for the best
:blush:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:35 PM
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4.  WEDNESDAY ART: Untitled sex toy goddesses
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soleiri Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:46 PM
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5. Why Do Parents Lie to Their Kids About Sex Toy?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:47 PM
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6. Post your best sex toy of 2008 lists here
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:51 PM
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8. State Budget May Cut Students' Free Sex Toy
I miss out on all the fun.
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:56 PM
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9. Anyone want to meet my sex toy? Sex toy Pic thread.
O8)
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:03 PM
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10. Why did I get a sex toy?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:05 PM
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11. I don't care if it rains or freezes . . . . . mmmm sex toy!!
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:08 PM
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12. My mother is a sex toy...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8293066&mesg_id=8293066
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:09 PM
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13. I Love Sex Toys.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:10 PM
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14. What does Parche think your sex toy is?
:shrug:
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:49 PM
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15. I'd like to recommend a sex toy to all my Lounge friends. nt
nt, that is unless you really want details.
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:51 PM
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16. Sex toy sandwich
:hide:
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The2ndWheel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:52 PM
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17. Need good sex toy for my son's girlfriend...
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Franzia Donating Member (297 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:54 PM
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18. sloppy sex toys
.
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Systematic Chaos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:01 PM
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19. Thinking about old commercial jingles....
YOU... asked for it, you GOT it! Sex-toy-o-ta!

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a vibrat-y sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, everyone knows it's Sex Toy!

Sex Toy - it takes a licking and keeps on ticking!

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
I'd like to buy the world a Sex Toy and keep it company.

Melts in your mouth, not in your Sex Toy.

:shrug:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:14 PM
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20.  Three videos led me to buy 20-40 sex toys
Yeah, I cheated with the plural. :P



I've also just discovered that if one's right hand isn't properly placed on the keyboard when typing "toys," it comes out "tits." :blush:
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:15 PM
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21. What upcoming sex toy are you most looking forward to?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:39 PM
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22. I like things slow and groovy - I like sex toys that last.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:40 PM
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23. :
:rofl:
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Franzia Donating Member (297 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:43 PM
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24. I went shopping today and bought
a sex toy.
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:44 PM
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25. When a poor man eats a sex toy,
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Franzia Donating Member (297 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:45 PM
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26. I Love Little Sex Toys.
And big ones, too!

:hi:
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Franzia Donating Member (297 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:46 PM
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27. Favorite strange sex toy.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 03:58 PM
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28. Just a note to give a little praise and a sex toy to my mail carrier!
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 04:04 PM
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29. Favorite Classical Sex Toy......
I have to go with the Pewter Pudenda, with sheepskin lining
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 04:10 PM
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30. I was hoping the Democratic Underground would have more sex toy types.
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