So, You've Decided to be Evil

An Evil Guide Plan:

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Here's my plan, what's yours?

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, terrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.