Check out a typical 24 hours for me. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep up this pace.

6 am........awaken
615 am......sob uncontrollably as I remember bizarre dream about little monkeys chewing off
my nipples and using them for "monkey frisbees"
630 am......bathroom
645 am......stumble to computer
700 am......find overnight post from taterguy that busts my balls
715 am......respond to taterguy's post
730 am......breakfast whiskey
745 am......breakfast whiskey
800 am......breakfast whiskey
815 am......breakfast whiskey
830 am......bathroom
845 am......find "economy pack" of outdated Twinkeys in kitchen
900 am......eat Twinkeys
915 am......whiskey
930 am......whiskey
945 am......post some crap in the lounge
1000 am.....bathroom
1015 am.....fall asleep at computer
1030 am.....sleep
1045 am.....sleep
1100 am.....sleep
1115 am.....sleep
1130 am.....sleep
1145 am.....sleep
1200 pm.....sleep
1215 pm.....sleep
1230 pm.....sleep
1245 pm.....sleep
100 pm......awaken at computer with a drool stain on shirt the size of a dinner plate
115 pm......change shirt
130 pm......whiskey
145 pm......whiskey
200 pm......lunch....5 pieces of Italian bread dipped in a jar of mayonnaise
215 pm......whiskey
230 pm......post some crap in the lounge
245 pm......bathroom
300 pm......sleep
315 pm......sleep
330 pm......sleep
345 pm......sleep
400 pm......sleep
415 pm......sleep
430 pm......sleep
445 pm......sleep
500 pm......sleep
515 pm......sleep
530 pm......awaken
545 pm......bathroom
600 pm......order chicken wings from Dominoes
615 pm......post some crap in the lounge
630 pm......whiskey
645 pm......whiskey
700 pm......chicken wings arrive
715 pm......eat chicken wings
730 pm......beer
745 pm......beer
800 pm......beer
815 pm......bathroom
830 pm......bathroom
845 pm......bathroom
900 pm......bathroom
915 pm......return to computer
930 pm......get hiccups
945 pm......hiccups
1000 pm.....hiccups
1015 pm.....hiccups cease
1030 pm.....beer
1045 pm.....beer
1100 pm.....beer
1115 pm.....beer
1130 pm.....bathroom
1145 pm.....bathroom
1200 am.....bathroom
1215 am.....sleep
1230 am.....sleep
1245 am.....sleep
100 am......sleep
115 am......sleep
130 am......sleep
145 am......sleep
200 am......sleep
215 am......bathroom
230 am......sleep
245 am......sleep
300 am......sleep
315 am......sleep
330 am......sleep
345 am......sleep
400 am......scream after imagining something crawling on my leg
415 am......sleep
430 am......sleep
445 am......sleep
500 am......sleep
515 am......sleep
530 am......sleep
545 am......sleep
600 am......awaken

Don't let anybody ever tell you any different.