"Failure is not an option" PLEASE STOP USING THIS IDIOTIC PHRASE.

It was OK in the movie "Apollo 13", after that if you use this phrase you are just a mindless parrot. I have heard it so much lately I will THROW UP if I hear it again. PLEASE try to use your own words in the future.

You are the weakest link.

Goodbye.

Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh! 'You are the weakest link — goodbye.' You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? 'You are the weakest link — goodbye.' And yet, you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this every-day situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be to come up with a joke like that all by yourself! That's so fresh too. Any 'Titanic' jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? God, you're so funny!"

Oh how I love Stewie.

"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!"



"You know, Mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla Wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions. (Throws bowl onto floor.) Now, clean it up!"



"Mother, life is like a box of chocolates — you never know what you're gonna get. But your life is like a box of active grenades!"



"What the hell is this?! I said egg whites only! Are you trying to give me a bloody heart attack? (Smashes breakfast into wall.) Make it again!"



"Stewie, don't eat dirt, it's disgusting."

"Oh, and I suppose those billious curds you force-fed me from your teat were perfectly fine, then!"



:D

I did it! She's dead! (runs down the boat,laughing. He suddenly falls) Ow ow! (begins crying) Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! (realizes) Oh, yeah. That's right

Then she thought she killed him in part two, after they fought like ninjas. :bounce:

As soon as it crossed the walking failure's lips, however, it was done bustified.


Fucking Bush.

I work in a much less hyperbolic place apparently.

Now some idiot on "Dr. Phil" said it. (I DO NOT watch Dr. Phil but I was waiting for the local news to start).

Failure is ALWAYS an option. It's the most popular option ever, as a matter of fact.

Morans.

After all, in America one can fail and still become a multi-millionaire because of it.

:shrug:

the guy who invented the Dyson vacuum cleaner begins speaking engagements on the importance of perseverance by stating that he was a failure...he failed 47 times before finding the exact right shape for the cones in the air-mover central to his vacuum-cleaner.

Failure + Perseverance = Success. (Sometimes.)

That sucks.

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:P

Ever.

Failure is the only option in my world.

It REALLY irritates me when people use the catch phrase of the month. I always question a persons intelligence when they do that. You are obviously a very intelligent person.

...it's only fair. If you're proposing that we stop one mindless parrot, we should stop them all, starting with the Malloy parrots.

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where you name two hideous famous people and you have to choose one of them to know in the biblical sense and state your reasoning? Good times, good times :evilgrin:

It is what it is, my friend.

I think they know that failure definitely is an option there.

... at the end of the day, failure is not an option....