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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 06:39 PM
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Wisdom from my 13 year old daughter...
"Wisconsinites can run in snow better than hookers can run in heels". I hate it when they say something clever and I have to go all mom on them when what I really want to do is high five her! ;)
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 06:45 PM
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1. Just have her replace the word 'hooker' with the word 'prostitute'.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:38 AM
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6. Weirdly enough...
...they prefer "hooker" instead of "prostitute." Even "whore" is kind of a badge of honor. But I never met a one of 'em who called herself a "prostitute."
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 04:03 PM
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26. I didn't know that, I am a nerd, so I would rather spend my money on video games than flesh games.
I don't judge those with different priorities than myself on this subject.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-08 12:14 PM
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28. I'm not sure exactly what you're saying...
...but Yaaaayyyyy!

:toast:
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-08 08:05 PM
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35. I will try to restate in bullet point form.
-I did not know that many prostitutes prefer the term 'hooker' or 'whore'.
-I am a nerd.
-I would rather spend my money on video games, than on prostitutes.
-I do not judge those who would rather spend their money on prostitutes, than on video games.

Thanks for the beer.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 02:38 AM
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36. Yeah, it's your need to tell me how you spend your money.
As opposed to how I spend my money, you mean? 'Cause otherwise, it doesn't make any sense.
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 10:08 AM
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23. Replace "prostitute" with "Illinois governor"
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 09:37 AM
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38. And "heels" with "toupee"
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 07:16 PM
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2. And have her replace "Wisconsinites" with "The most favored-by-God people in God's country"
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:11 PM
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3. Couldn't agree more!
:toast:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:13 AM
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4. Not quite as brilliant as
Don't tutch the but.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:14 AM
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5. Can't you do both?
:shrug:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:58 AM
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11. Ya mean like...
a Wisconsin hooker running through the snow in high heels? :P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:19 AM
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12. Wouldn't work
People would think you're running for vice president.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:23 AM
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13. Well some people say I sound sort of Palinesque....
(the bodies are buried in my vegetable patch :evilgrin: )
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:25 AM
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14. YOU BETCHA
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:27 AM
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15. Hello
"some people" ;)
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:29 AM
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16. You know what I have suddenly begun to dislike??
egg nog and DC..
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:30 AM
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17. I feel the same about strippers and limo's,
weird! :evilgrin:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:43 AM
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18. limos with
midwestern chicks? or limos in general?
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:43 AM
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7. brilliant!!
:rofl:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:45 AM
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8. You shoulda high fived her
then checked under her bed...for Casey.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:48 AM
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9. How is drama practice going?
:P
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:49 AM
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10. I dunno
Ill let ya know at the Meeting... :D
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 09:11 AM
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19. you got an interesting family there
:rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 09:31 AM
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20. ....
Why do you think my idea of a dream vacation has gone from Month Long Tour of Europe to Medically Induced Coma? :crazy:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 09:51 AM
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21. LOL
:rofl:

we got to pay you for these posts!
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 10:05 AM
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22. Eventually you're gonna have to give up.
My oldest are almost eighteen and almost sixteen and nothing is sacred any more. I keep thinking, soon they'll be out of the house and nobody can blame me. :P :hi:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:25 PM
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24. I think I will make a rule that once they are out of my house
they have to call me by my first name so no one actually knows that the wolf they were raised by, is me :P
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 12:26 PM
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25. You obviously have taken your children to Chuck E Cheese
You should be ashamed!


(high five)
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 04:05 PM
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27. Dude...
we don't have chuck e cheese in the toolies! ;)
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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-08 12:21 PM
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29. Your daughter has never seen a New Jersey hooker when the blue lights flash.


;)

you've got a clever daughter though.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-08 12:25 PM
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30. What does but tutcher have to say about that?
It's not sound until but tutcher weighs in.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-08 12:31 PM
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31. He's too busy plotting how to get his grubby little hands on some
insulation. :P
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-08 12:47 PM
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32. Yikes, I missed that story.
I got into that stuff when I was a kid, arms and leg covered in little tiny particles of fiberglass or whatever the hell that stuff is made out of, maybe asbestos. Yeah, when I was a kid my playground was new construction sites, I loved those places.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-08 12:51 PM
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33. It's all he really wants for Christmas...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8280293
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-08 01:01 PM
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34. I know why he wants it.
Because it has the Pink Panther on it.
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He loved Big Brother Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 09:13 AM
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37. They have hookers in Wisconsin?
And most sex-positive feminist hookers (like, all ten of them) do prefer "whore".
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