It's true. I admit it. I can no longer bear this private shame any more.

mainegreen

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Wed Dec-10-08 08:55 PM
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It's true. I admit it. I can no longer bear this private shame any more.

I drink from the milk jug.

DIRECTLY FROM THE JUG.

All the time.

Daily in fact.

My family does not know.

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crim son

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Wed Dec-10-08 08:56 PM
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1. I bet your mom does. n/t

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mainegreen

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:00 PM
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2. Moms don't count.

Like any son cares if they gross out their mom.

Sheeze. You know that!

:eyes:

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northernlights

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:17 PM
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3. wish I'd had your milk...

for my milk microbiology lab. Instead of stupid happy meal milk that didn't grow anything. It was so embarassing. Everybody else's milk grew stuff. On the other hand, it made the data chart easy. 0. 0. 0. ZERO.

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mainegreen

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:40 PM
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5. Our milk is organic, special, super-duper fatty milk.

It spoils faster than most milk.

It would have grown stuff great!

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graywarrior

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:19 PM
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4. You animal.

I'd never do that. Mainly because I don't have dairy, not because I am not an animal such as yourself.

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mainegreen

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:41 PM
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6. Without the constant presence of women in my life...

Edited on Wed Dec-10-08 09:42 PM by mainegreen

I would have turned out like this:

I was well on my way. I played the drums (badly), long nappy hair, beard, and I was (and am) crazy.

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elshiva

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:43 PM
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7. Come here, you big hairy animal...

:evilgrin:

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graywarrior

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:54 PM
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10. You just like jugs.

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mainegreen

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:57 PM
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11. 'like'? 'LIKE'?

Try 'love'.

Wait, what kind of jugs are we talking about?

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graywarrior

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:58 PM
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12. The types you like...er, LOVE to wrap your lips around.

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mainegreen

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:59 PM
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13. That does not clear things up.

Nor would 'the type that milk comes from' help either.

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

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graywarrior

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Wed Dec-10-08 10:06 PM
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14. Yes you are and I am enjoying watching the descent.

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supernova

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:45 PM
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8. I just swigged from the eggnog carton

:9 :9 :9

So you are not alone in your fetish. ;-)

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mainegreen

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Wed Dec-10-08 09:49 PM
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9. the words 'swig' and 'eggnog' together make me queezy.

But it's good to know there are others out there who share my proclivities.

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supernova

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Wed Dec-10-08 10:06 PM
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15. You don't like eggnog?

That's truly shameful.

:P

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