My roommate is hogging the bathroom shaving his head...

WilliamPitt

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:51 PM
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Poll question: My roommate is hogging the bathroom shaving his head...

and I have to go. Should I...

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Shrek

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:52 PM
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1. Which head is he shaving?

I have to know before I can respond to the poll.

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WilliamPitt

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:54 PM
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5. The big one

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MrMonk

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:13 PM
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21. Not the bold one?

Edited on Mon Mar-01-04 09:13 PM by Rumpole

Of course, I'm assuming their relative sizes conform to the usual pattern. If not, he'd be finished shaving by now.

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kanrok

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:13 PM
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22. Ya know, that still doesn't answer the question

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DS1

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:52 PM
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2. Poop in his bottle of nair

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:53 PM
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3. Poopy Head!!!!

That's right Poopyhead!

Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!

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Blue-Jay

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:54 PM
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4. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING

beats the "flaming shit sack".

Some things never get old.

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many a good man

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:55 PM
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6. Use the other bathroom

Duh!

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WilliamPitt

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:56 PM
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8. Ain't no other bathroom

unless 'outside' counts...and as it is winter, there ain't no leaves.

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SOteric

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:56 PM
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7. Inject his

Edited on Mon Mar-01-04 08:58 PM by SOteric

Preparation H tube with Mentholatum Deep Heating Rub. Let him does his own poop revenge. Meanwhile, - you run over to the filling station with your mug of coffee and the New York Times.

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:58 PM
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10. Yeeeeeoooowwwwch!!!!

:scared:

Note to self: Don't ever tick off SOteric. ;)

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:01 PM
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12. Replace the Prep H with Superglue gel....

Know a guy whose wife did that to him...

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MrMonk

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:57 PM
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9. Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Edited on Mon Mar-01-04 08:57 PM by Rumpole

If you're a cat person, the answer should be obvious: only the shoe and motor cycle helmet would be appropriate.

A dog person would just leave it anyway. And keep coming back to check it.

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TheDonkey

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Mon Mar-01-04 08:59 PM
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11. *pukes*

ugugughgh

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:01 PM
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13. Just make sure he doesn't clog the drain. My husband does this

all the time when he shaves and it's darned irritating!

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Paragon

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:03 PM
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14. Ask this guy:

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henslee

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:05 PM
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15. Fart on his pillow.... Pooping is too incriminating....save it for when...

you need the heavy artillery.

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VelmaD

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:07 PM
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16. I know I ask you this all the time...

but...are you on drugs? ;-)

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Khephra

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:08 PM
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17. As someone who shaves their head

Do you really want to know what I think?

:evilgrin:

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MrMonk

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:11 PM
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18. Ah, but do you hog the only bathroom?

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Khephra

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:13 PM
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19. Well, no

We've got two of them so I can always hog one.

:evilgrin:

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papau

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:13 PM
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20. Cross legs - look for bucket!

It is the old fashioned way.

:-)

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Ksec

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Mon Mar-01-04 09:25 PM
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23. Its good to have goals

and dreams. Follow your dream.

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