Match Game Story: "Rick Warren is a giant pile of shit who should be shut up*. ____ him."

Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Dec-17-08 09:06 PM
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Match Game Story: "Rick Warren is a giant pile of shit who should be shut up*. ____ him."

Fill in the blank with ten words or more, make it funny, make it a story.

* Please note that I do not mean permanently "shut up" in the sense of having any violence directed toward him; I mean merely that, and the subject line character limit precluded me from being more precise, that he should be permanently censured of giving any public opinion other than from his pulpit, and only then to the asshole filth who think he's worth listening to, and it should also be illegal then for anyone to carry his words outside those walls and let anyone else know what he said.

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Wed Dec-17-08 09:07 PM
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1. Let us lock him in a room and do the most evil and nasty things to

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Dec-17-08 09:09 PM
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2. Fuck

I know it's not ten words or more, but given how often others break my rules, I'm going to break it now for the first time.

Fuck Rick Warren.

I hated everything he stands for years ago. I was pissed off and sent into a rage when all of a sudden he "qualified" to host a presidential debate. I am now beyond being in a rage that he has been given this level of legitimacy. He is one of the worst human beings, worst theologians, and most dangerous "Christians" in this country.

Fuck him.

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Wed Dec-17-08 09:14 PM
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3. Provide either a key to get out of or the courage to come out of the closet to...

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Chan790

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Wed Dec-17-08 09:24 PM
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4. My best go-at-it.

Rick Warren is a giant pile of shit who should be shut up. The entirety of his idiot bigoted congregation should be shot off hundreds of thousands of miles into the vast emptiness of space along with him.*

*-by him I mean Rick Warren.

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