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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:05 AM
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Hip Flask or Bota Bag?
In order to combat the effects of the economic meltdown, I have decided to start drinking heavily. I am debating as to which means I should use to carry my daily hooch. Which do you prefer?

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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:07 AM
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1. Camelback
n/t
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:11 AM
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5. You brilliant poster, you.
This is the correct answer.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:07 AM
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2. small hip flask...
they fit inside the bra!
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:16 AM
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6. Well,
I guess I'll have to get a bra too. What do you recommend, the lacy type or a sports bra?:P
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:17 AM
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7. Depends...
who else is gonna see it? ;)
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:20 AM
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9. I suppose...
that would depend on how liquored up I get!
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 12:14 PM
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20. Wouldn't that get awfully cold this time of year?
I guess if you drink enough, you might not notice.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 08:08 PM
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21. Actually...
it makes the brandy warm :P
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 08:40 PM
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22. I think I'll order some of that the next time I'm at the bar....
Hey, barkeep! Gimme a *mcctatas warmed brandy* Kinda has a festive ring to it!:9
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 12:25 AM
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23. It is currently only in very limited distribution...
;)
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:08 AM
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3. Several hip flasks, strategically located
around your person could also have some slight crime retardant capabilities. Knives might not go through, and if you are lucky, one might even stop a bullet.

So definitely the flasks.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:08 AM
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4. brown paper bag
:toast:
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:22 AM
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10. Good call...
that'll save money for more booze!:thumbsup: :toast:
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Mollis Donating Member (812 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:19 AM
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8. Shoe flask?
Do those actually work well? lol
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:39 AM
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11. bota bag makes your booze taste like rubber
I used to use a bear-shaped honey jar when I was a borderline alcoholic.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:41 AM
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12. Sweet goes in the leather
Hard biting stuff goes in a flask.

Umm, no white shoes after the first snow :D

:hi:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:46 AM
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13. Wine in the bota, Liquor in the flask. Don't Drive!!
You are your own walking party ;)
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:23 AM
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14. hip flask
I've been meaning to get one for ages - something to ask for for christmas!
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:11 AM
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15. You can conceal a flask.
It makes it easier to drink while you're at work. :D
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:14 AM
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16. why choose, carry both
wine and whiskey, you could be a traveling bar
:)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:43 AM
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17. I'm surprised you, of all people, are thinking on such a small scale.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 11:24 AM
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18. Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
:toast: :hug:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 11:31 AM
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19. Build a swimming pool and fill it with Scotch. nt
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 01:38 AM
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24. Botas make everything taste/smell like a dead animal.
Go with the flask.
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