If you had a band, what would you call it?

I think "Last Seen Wearing" sounds pretty cool.

cause it would

http://www.myspace.com/theamalgamated

On edit: I was going to start a Judge Dread cover band called King Cock and The Roosters... But if you've never heard Judge Dread, it doesn't really make any sense.

We'd be a fusion of The Butthole Surfers and Rush

I always wanted to name a band that.

We had one concert. It was also our only rehearsal. That was the point.

That, or "Aluminum Swans".

:P

That's what my brother called his band back in the late 70's.

it would make for some neat CD covers

It's a personal reference to me and it's also the name I use for my Guitar Hero band.

We played a frat party about 45 years ago, and did some old Yardbirds/Jeff Beck stuff featuring feedback, evidently a new experience for the brain dead frat boys, one of whom stated," You guys sound like fucking shit."
At our break our guitarist annmounced," We're the Fucking Shits, and we'll be back in a little while."

I have always liked that name, but it was not popular with club owners....
"Last Seen Wearing" could be good depending on the music...

mark

The Motherfuck Pigs. And, yeah, seriously problematic if one intends to tour. That said, the band Fucked Up has done pretty well for itself.

Remember The Sick F**ks?

With amulets (sp) over the O.

Go after the Jimmy Buffett "drinks rock" crowd... soak 'em for all they're worth.

You could tour with these guys ;)


http://www.electricamish.com/

We'd meet the musical needs of a very specific niche.

I would go for something more subtle like Tata Rebellion :)

:yourock:

;)

stuck in my head. :)

in the past, it was always something obscure....

we call ourselves the "Big Fat Sinners"

Now, we just need to learn to play instruments and we will be all set... :rofl:

I settled on "Lost In London"

I've never been to London, and I rarely get lost... But I said, what the hey, why not?

We had such an event here in the Seattle area this morning.

Tikki

mikey_the_rat

:D

Brooks & Baker. Look for us at Hal & Mal's in Jackson, MS next month.

:hi:

Bake

Maybe you should pay tribute by changing your name to Brooks and Well-Dunn?;-)

I'm waaaaay too vain for that.

:hi:

Bake

because that is my favorite word

Which was actually a band Mr Gray belonged to in the early 70's. They played no instruments...they just mooched free booze.

I have a whole list of possible band names, mostly interesting turns of phrases from students I teach. "The Vacation Ponies" came from a colleague, who got it from kids who were trying to come up with team names for a classroom game.

In 1994, the Washington state legislature enacted a bill to "protect our children from pornography." :eyes: Among a whole list of items that couldn't be sold openly were "penisators" and "vibrillators"...despite the fact that no one, including sex-shop operators, seems to have had any clue what such items were (language of the bill had been picked up from a similar fundie-authored bill in some other state, and apparently not cross-checked with reality before being introduced up here). I always thought it would be a cool name for a band...or maybe two (an male band named the Penisators and a female one named the Vibrillators) that could appear on the same bill.

My anatomy class wasn't a complete waste.

'cos any band with me in it would probably sound just like that.
:hi:

Iron Maggot, or Krypton Rage....:D

Because of its homophone that would likely keep homophobes away from our shows, haha. (Or bring the really ardent ones out in full force, which would also be amusing.)

"Fucking Youth, Working Youth" is another one, after the line in the song "I Dreamed I Dream" by Sonic Youth.

Or Couch Pianos.

...my first was "Queen Anne's Revenge"...LONG before "Queen" (it was the name of Blackbeard's flagship).

The second one was "The Fabulous Sandblasters"...LONG before "The Fabulous Thunderbirds"...

So I'm working on a third. In 2009 I need to strap on the guitar again and get out in front of a live audience. We shall see.

:patriot:

We'd be the first blues, 70's porn inspired, speed-goth, modern rock band from NYC.

JFKFC

and I would be the only guy in the band.

:9

RL