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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:42 PM
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Penis-Americans, Sound Off!
Edited on Thu Dec-18-08 01:43 PM by dawgmom
OK, I have now officially seen the funniest thing ever on DU. In an argument on another forum about the Warren selection for the invocation, somebody called another person a "Penis-American" (intending it as a slur).

It had the opposite effect for me. It just made me laugh out loud. Everything just seems funnier if you put Penis in front of it. (Hey, wait...that's not exactly what I meant...oh, never mind.)
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:44 PM
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1. hahaha
reminds me of the idea of putting "in bed" after everything to make it funnier...

Same idea, same result.

those other forums are crazy.
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:11 PM
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14. It's a penis-centric world. nt
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 09:31 AM
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37. But it wouldn't be nothin' without a vagina or breasts
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:55 PM
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2. So... If you come from Penis...
You're Penisian.
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:09 PM
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11. As opposed to Dickensian. nt
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:11 PM
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15. I once heard that if you suffer an injury
And complain far beyond what the injury warrants, you may suffer from 'pussitis'.

That's just what I heard.
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:12 PM
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16. Oh, right. Because women are known for their inability to endure pain.
Riiiiiight. Get back to me on that, right after you try to pass a bowling bowl out your ass.

;)
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:14 PM
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17. No, thanks
I can't anyways but if I could I still wouldn't. My body's already suffered enough trauma from heavy drinking, smoking and bar fights.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:50 PM
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23. I'm sure you didn't hear that from a woman.
I hears a story from a woman I worked with, anoug her husband's testicular cancer surgery. They cut one of the nasty things out, and the surgical wound in his scrotum got infected, leaking bloody pus and swelling enough to pop a few stitches. Her husband complained about the pain (and every male in the room was writhing as she talked about it). Of course, she ended with," Damn men are such babies."

Tahe 2 aspirin and soak it.
mark
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:57 PM
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3. I saw that too.
Has the DU Trolly jumped the tracks?

:crazy:

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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:05 PM
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7. Long ago....
Edited on Thu Dec-18-08 02:06 PM by dawgmom
:silly:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:57 PM
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4. PM me the link. I gotta see this
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:09 PM
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10. Penis, coming right up
Or something.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 01:58 PM
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5. Samantha Bee referred to herself as a Vagina-American
I'm thinking they might be playing off that. ?
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:09 PM
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9. Could Bee
But Penis-American just sounds funnier.

And a day without penis is a like a day without sunshine. Or something.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:10 PM
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13. Aw.
Now I'm sad. :(
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:16 PM
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18. Why sad?
Got penis?

(assuming that having penis in your life is a sought-after thing)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:22 PM
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19. Not exactly sought-after...
but most definitely missed. :(
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:50 PM
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27. Sometimes they're like cops
You can never find one when you need one. ;)
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:05 PM
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6. Include me in! I've often been called a "prick"
Now I can be patriotic about it! :patriot:

</self-deprecating humor>
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:08 PM
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8. Penis-Americans, stand up proudly
And salute (as it were).
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:10 PM
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12. Oh the joy
No one can have a cordial conversation at all, can they?
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:25 PM
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20. Dick Gosinya
:hi:
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:57 PM
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32. Oh, could we get in trouble with body part puns....
Not going there. :hi:
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:29 PM
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21. I think I've been called a penis cranium before....
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:43 PM
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22. I once read a white male in academia describing himself as
a "pale penis person"!
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:55 PM
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31. In my experience...
...not all pale people have pale penises. Penii? What is the plural of penis, and how often does one need to use the plural in everyday conversation?
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:52 PM
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24. OK, but how about something a with little class, like Peno-Americans,
or Penile Americans, or even Non-Women.

mark
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:54 PM
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30. I like Penile Americans
Both the phrase AND the people.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 04:55 PM
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33. Shucks, ma'am.....nt
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:37 PM
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25. How penile of you.
Could be a euphremism for "what a dick!".
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:53 PM
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29. That's pretty funny
I say we try and start a new word trend.
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:47 PM
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26. That sounds pretty funny
what exactly did the poster mean by a "Penis American"?

Someone that posesses a penis?

Someone that craves a penis?

Perhaps it's a way of calling someone a "dick"?
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:52 PM
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28. In the context it was used, it implied entitlement & lack of understanding
As in "easy for you to say, you male person you, with your sense of entitlement and insensitivity towards anyone without a penis."
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:34 AM
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34. It's not my fault, I was born with one
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:38 PM
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41. As Elaine once said to George and Jerry...
..."I don't know how you walk around with those things."

;)
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:49 PM
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42. It's even worse running around with them
Especially at Clothing Optional 5Ks
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panhead1961 Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:37 AM
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35. TGIPF
Thank God its PENIS Friday
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:44 AM
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36. Sometimes a penis...
Is just a penis. (Sorry Sigmund!)
BWAHAHA. As much as I get pissed off with the other forums lately every now again a gem like this arises....}(
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:37 PM
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40. Yup. It's the only reason I go there anymore
During the election, I would go there to browse for funny cartoons, etc. that were posted. Now, it's mainly to watch them turn on one another (even more than before) and to find gems like this. What a hoot. (Hey, where have you been? You've been missed.)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 12:31 PM
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38. Hey, Penis Americans are strong! Don't you know, they are mightier than Sword Americans!
:hide:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 12:33 PM
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39. Clever!
:D
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