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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:02 PM
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If you had a Warning Label what would it read?
OhioSmith
To be taken in small doses only.
Potential side effects include but are not limited to:
An urge to cause physical harm to OS
Headaches
Ass pains
Sleeplessness
Nausea
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schmuls Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:44 PM
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1. ScorpioWoman Tonic Pills - Caution: Use only when needed and
in very small doses. Will likely cause dangerous side effects including confusion and bewilderment. Overuse may cause a libido too extreme to handle and a sense of unreality. Antidote: none known at this time, but you can try VirgoWoman Tonic Pills.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:45 PM
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2. Do Not Duplicate
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:46 PM
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3. as follows:
"WARNING! WYRD WHEN WET!"

:P
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:47 PM
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4. Toxic Fumes! -- Do Not Follow Too Closely
Edited on Thu Dec-18-08 03:47 PM by MineralMan
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