There are approximately 17,348 versions of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

skygazer

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Thu Dec-18-08 05:02 PM
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There are approximately 17,348 versions of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

I think I heard every one of them at work today. :nuke:

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derby378

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Thu Dec-18-08 05:21 PM
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1. Brace yourself, because here's another one

It's different. Trust me.

You know, south of the Equator, it's nice and sunny
"White Christmas" to Australians must seem funny
Santa can't use his sled
So he rides a surfboard instead

Rudolph, the Red-Horned Narwhal
Had a horn that glowed bright red
And if you ever teased him
He would ram it through your head

All of the female narwhals
Loved to watch him fight off sharks
His horn had other uses...
Lights up parties after dark

Then, one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, help me ride the waves,
Forty grand a year the wage"

So, if you see a red light
In the Gulf of Mexico
It's Rudolph, the Red-Horned Narwhal
Blowing all his hard-earned dough!

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