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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 05:05 PM
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LeftyMom has clogged up my series of tubes!
What should I do, other than pulling the shades and putting on a Barry White record?

:popcorn:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 05:16 PM
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1. She's a jerk like that. Spray your tubes with that new BK cologne.
That'll chase her away.
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 05:19 PM
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3. They shoulda just named that stuff "Vegan Repellent"
Imagine the possibilities for commercials!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 05:23 PM
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4. That's what DS1 said.
I agree.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 05:17 PM
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2. I'm sorry, but...
I'm not a gynecologist.


If you have a math question you'd like answered...
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 05:43 PM
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5. For the love of all that's holy, don't try to print the thing.
It seems like half my student aid this semester went to black ink and multifunction paper.
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 05:50 PM
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6. You and me both, sistah.
I seriously considered titling my paper "Six Weeks and Ten Dead Trees Later..."
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